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Put it in my fuckin body austin jurkas is a hotty #ButterTeam

Joined January 2012
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Caleb being a big dummy rn.
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LOOOOFER BURDENNNNN IF THIS WORLDDDDDD WERE MINEEEEE
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Let’s win a football game and look cool while doing it
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THESE BEARS ARE SCARYYYYYYY
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DRIVE OF THE YEAR
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𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟐, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 Caleb Williams connects with Colston Loveland on a 58 yard touchdown with 17 seconds left to seal the win for the Bears.
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These mfs so cold
ANDERSON .PAAK x CORDAE 🚨 LA LEAKERS FREESTYLE 🎙️ “On top of the world, like Ye at SoFi.” “My n***a [Lil] Wayne, gave me the game, that’s Yodi. My n***a Nas, took me to 8 figures, after taxes.” “And I still can’t f**k with Justin Timberlake, gentrified the Rap game, we only asked to renovate.”
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ANDERSON .PAAK x CORDAE 🚨 LA LEAKERS FREESTYLE 🎙️ “On top of the world, like Ye at SoFi.” “My n***a [Lil] Wayne, gave me the game, that’s Yodi. My n***a Nas, took me to 8 figures, after taxes.” “And I still can’t f**k with Justin Timberlake, gentrified the Rap game, we only asked to renovate.”
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The bulls are the worst 3pt shooting team ever assembled
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Replying to @AustinJurkas
The better balm! You won a free stick
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Fucking laser
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Dominant win. Score didn’t reflect how dominant the bears were tonight. We’re so far past the 2024 draft class comparisons, we’re onto top 5 talks. #BEARDAHN bitches
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I’ve become addicted to Bobby balm over the last 2 weeks. I’ll wipe it off just to throw more on. Great product by a great guy. Buy Bobby balm #FreeAd
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You so tuff 18. Stunt on these hoes 18. I fuck wit you so heavy 18. Let’s be great 18. Glad to have my guy back @CALEBcsw
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Taking the recycling to the curb when it’s not recycling week is so freakin embarrassing man
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Always forget how to play football against this dogshit team. I need Caleb back now.
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Bagent has some unreal PR because the guy sucks and he always has lol
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We have arrived in a world where Packers fans are now saying that if the Bears don't win in Lambeau by 21+ with a backup QB, it's a huge choke job. I don't know how we got here. But we got here FAST.
Replying to @GBraggsJr23
Oh man, Bears are gonna kill GB. If you guys don't win by 21+, it is a huge choke job.
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Case Keenum is the Tom Brady of Case Keenums
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