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THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS HAVE A TOP-3 PROSPECT POOL, WHICH IS BETTER THAN THE MONTREAL CANADIENS.
HABS FANS ARE JEALOUS.
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IT WAS ALWAYS OBVIOUS THAT LANE HUTSON CAME FROM A FAMILY WHERE HE WAS THE LESSER TALENT.
Lane and Cole Hutson put up the exact same number of points through their first 30 NHL games, but little bro has a HUGE edge in the goal department 馃槼馃憖
(h/t @JLazzy23)
JURAJ SLAFKOVSKY HAS 2 GOALS IN 18 GAMES PLAYED.
BRYAN RUST HAS 3 GOALS IN 7 GAMES, AND HASN'T PLAYED SINCE OCTOBER 19.
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KENT HUGHES REALLY PAID NOAH DOBSON 9.5 X 8 JUST TO HAVE AS MANY GOALS AS ME THIS SEASON.
HABS FANS REALLY TRIED TO KID THEMSELVES THAT THIS GUY WAS A TWO-WAY SUPERSTAR.
NOT EVEN 3V3 OT COULD SAVE THE HOPELESS HABS OT MERCHANTS FROM TONIGHT'S PREDICTABLE LOSS.
POINTS TONIGHT:
EASTON COWAN - 2
GAVIN MCKENNA - 1
JURAJ SLAFBUSTSKY - 0
GENERATIONAL HABS BUST.
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DARREN RADDYSH HAS MORE GOALS AND POINTS THIS SEASON THAN NOAH DOBSON AND DAVID REINBACHER COMBINED.
MATVEI MICHKOV WANTS OUT OF DUMPSTER FIRE PHILLY AND THE FLYERS ORGANIZATION. NOT SURPRISING, SEEING HOW TERRORIST TOCCHET AND BRIERE RUN THINGS.
THEN AGAIN, IF THE HOPELESS HABS DRAFTED MICHKOV, HE WOULD HAVE PULLED A LINDROS AND BAILED IMMEDIATELY.
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NEVER FORGET THAT BOZO KENT HUGHES REJECTED TRADING AWAY THE 2023 5TH OVERALL PICK TO ACQUIRE CUTTER GAUTHIER.
HOPELESS HABS MANAGEMENT PASSED ON EVERY SUPERSTAR TALENT TO DRAFT AHL BUST, AND FUTURE KHL DEFENSEMAN, DAVID REINBACHER. 馃憦
CUTTER GAUTHIER COMPLETES THE HAT TRICK 馃帺
3RD HATTY IN 5 GAMES. 13 GOALS IN HIS LAST 6 GAMES.
INSANE 馃敟
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HABS FANS TALK ABOUT KENT HUGHES BEING A MAESTRO GM WHO BUILT A "CHAMPIONSHIP" CORE.
SELECTING SLAFBUSTSKY OVER COOLEY AND AHL REINBACHER OVER MICHKOV WOULD GET YOU FIRED IN ANY RESPECTABLE ORGANIZATION.
ANTHONY STOLARZ HAS A BETTER CAREER SV% THAN MARTIN BRODEUR.
NO WONDER THE POVERTY DEVILS FRANCHISE WANTS TO SHIELD HELLEBUYCK FROM FACING HIS FORMER TEAM. THEY ARE AFRAID OF HIM GETTING EXPOSED, THE SAME WAY BRODEUR GOT EXPOSED OUTSIDE OF A LOW SCORING ERA WITH TRAP DEFENSE.
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POINTS TONIGHT:
GAVIN MCKENNA - 1
JURAJ SLAFKOVSKY AND NICK SUZUKI COMBINED - 0
MCKENNA LEADS ALL ROOKIES IN SCORING, WITH MORE GOALS AND POINTS IN 18 GAMES THAN JURAJ SLAFBUSTSKY HAD IN HIS ROOKIE SEASON.
I KEEP HEARING THAT JACOB FOWLER IS AN ELITE GOALIE AND SERGEI BOBROVSKY SUPPOSEDLY SUCKS.
VEZINAS:
BOBROVSKY - 2
FOWLER - 0
STANLEY CUPS:
BOBROVSKY - 2
FOWLER - 0
4-GOAL LEADS SURRENDERED WITH 2:40 TO PLAY, LEADING TO A LOSS:
FOWLER - 1
BOBROVSKY - 0
NO COMPARISON.