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Joined July 2026
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Happy Halloween Helmsley retweeted
the aew boot lickers will stop at nothing to get in wwe’s way of putting smiles on faces. no bombs will stop the otc™️ and american nightmare™️. #cantstopthefed #triplehbookeroftheyear #nickkhanknowsbetterthantheusembassy #justenjoywrestling #stoptribalism
[🔴]BREAKING: The U.S embassy Riyadh officially order non emergency U.S. government employees and U.S. government employee family members to leave Saudi Arabia due to safety risks.
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WWE is going to start running angles inspired by the wizard of oz
The Wizard of Oz at The Sphere is absolutely incredible. Sound… sight… everything Unbelievable experience!!!
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AaaaaHhhhhh I had one but forgot at the last second
You can’t say Shaquille O’Neal. Name an athlete who wore number 34.
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Why did they use Batman to promote the movie and not Jimmy Olson?
it's weird primetime has gone all in on the pattinson of it all when the movie is mostly about decoy dan. the other guys exist mainly in the margin of his story and you wouldn't get that vibe from the trailers at all
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How’s this reaction marinating, Alfred, you big dumb bitch?
A lot of real journalists outside of the wrestling bubble are gonna be looking into AEW over the next couple of days/weeks for various reasons. It's a welcomed change and I look forward to what they find.
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PAC was awesome. RIP
All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our condolences go out to Satterley’s family, friends and fans.
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Mine was my kids being born and getting awards, sex with people who shall be left unnamed and Frye vs. Takayama
AEW going out of business would be the greatest day of my life.
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Happy Halloween Helmsley retweeted
Punk seems to be getting that “his skull has changed shape” look to him that’s associated with the use of certain substances but I know that can’t be the case…
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Group chat for white men, you mean a podcast?
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This should have happened to Velcoro
An angry dad’s mistaken attempt to confront a school bully outside a northern suburbs school ended in him being savagely beaten up by a 12-year-old trained in mixed martial arts. > bit.ly/4gkzPBJ
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Happy Halloween Helmsley retweeted
It’s like the burning hammer of troll YouTube comments tbh
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Happy Halloween Helmsley retweeted
How many gift cards has he bought for fake Jennifer Aniston accounts
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Has she ever asked for a release?
It’s disgraceful the way that Tony has treated Britt but of course the dirtsheets in Tony’s pocket won’t say anything negative about it or the cult followers that he has cultivated.
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This guy rocks lmao
Saw the video posted about me earlier, just now Have been getting calls and texts for a week about Joey and Brett trying to dig up anything they can possibly find about me. They've been plotting and colluding with a former friend / acquaintance to manufacture a story about my behavior - sending various accounts and false allegations to different people - and gleefully teasing it out if you look at Joey's twitter. Here's a text from Wednesday from Joey. Here's a subsequent text this past Thursday between myself and Fawn, pumping me for information while I explained to her what was going on. I am going to leave these here. If anyone has questions for me besides veiled threats and out of context screenshots, I am happy to answer any and all questions about this or anything else over the last 7 years regarding myself or GCW on camera. I may be an asshole, but I don't lie, and there's a cold place in hell for Joey and Brett. I can't speak to Fawn's motivations but the below was our last conversation a few days ago.
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Happy Halloween Helmsley retweeted
I found the election official
Replying to @AlexanderShur
Milwaukee election chief Paulina Gutierrez confirmed to me that officials just clicked the wrong button on five of the tabulators. That’s why it went so quickly. They downloaded audit logs but not results
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Happy Halloween Helmsley retweeted
you sound like an edtwt girly
Replying to @HurtKull
My God look at that fat hand. The last thing you need is munchies from eating an edible 🥰
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Happy Halloween Helmsley retweeted
As someone who watched this kid skirt away from helping with a single thing at this very show… I’d just like to say: L O F’ING L !
Nattie says Avery Styles wants to pay his dues. “I was able to go to GCW yesterday and watch Avery Styles and one of our dungeon students Marcus Mathers wrestle and they blew me away. They blew me away. They’re so young and they have so much presence and they just love this. They study it, they think about it, they eat, sleep, breathe, fight, scratch, claw and want this. So after their match, I went up to Avery Styles and Marcus Mathers cause Marcus already trained with us in the dungeon. I was like, ‘man, Avery, I would love to get you in the dungeon,’ because I just love his passion. I could feel his passion pouring through his soul and I loved in the match. What I really liked is that he didn’t win the match. It showed me, and I said this to Avery, I said ‘it showed me that you’re willing to pay your dues, that you’re not just gonna come into the industry as AJ Styles’ son that has to be pampered and coddled’ and he wants to earn it. He wants to pay his dues, and I love that.” (@twcworldwide)
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I’m guessing Summerslam must’ve been the best show of the year because almost every match was under 12 minutes?
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Just saw the headline and thought, “well obviously it’s Walton Goggins.” nitter.cf/i/trending/20829399496…

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