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AVA VAL

@AvaValComedy

Born on Mars; citizen of Venus 🏳️‍⚧️

 Toronto, ON
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Joined January 2010
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Bodycon dresses remain undefeated 🤘🏻
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celia
@_celia_bedelia_Oct 29
Between the “shove the ballroom up your ass” guy and “closest I’ll get to seeing a cult up close” we really are sending our best
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Conservative couldn't resist asking the AI prompt specifically to make her underage
Bryan Kemper 🇺🇸 (@BryanKemper) profile pictureBryan Kemper 🇺🇸
@BryanKemperOct 24
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Brad Bradford: “change is good!” Yeah, Brad! Change is good!… Change into some plainclothes because you’re out of office 😘 BUH BYEEEEEE
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5⭐️@txrxvcOct 25
yall better get your asses up tomorrow and vote for Olivia Chow
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So many conservative governments across Canada and people cannot understand why healthcare and education is fucked.
Martin Pelletier (@MPelletierCIO) profile pictureMartin Pelletier
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Ottawa needs to be careful, very careful.
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“Toronto has been more dangerous under Chow” NO IT VERY VERY MUCH HAS NOT, ACTUALLY We should really bring back “facts dont care about your feelings” because that shit rocks the conservative boogeyman ideology
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Toronto’s drinking water is ranked second GLOBALLY and Brad Bradford wants to *sell it off*. If you vote for him you are voting for that, and that makes you out of your goddamn mind.
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No, frankincense is the gift the wise man gave to Jesus. You’re probably thinking of Frankincense’s monster
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A vote for Brad Bradford is a vote for Doug Ford to take over Toronto
Isaac Callan (@isaaccallan) profile pictureIsaac Callan@isaaccallanOct 21
NEW: Brad Bradford is ahead this morning in a new Liaison Strategies poll, with his lead within the margin of error. “The race is a statistical dead heat,” according to the polling firm. 🟢 Bradford: 49% 🟣Chow: 47% cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/t…
Toronto's mayoral race a 'statistical dead heat,' new poll suggests | CBC News

Toronto's mayoral race a 'statistical dead heat,' new poll suggests | CBC News

A new poll looking at Toronto’s mayoral race puts Brad Bradford and Mayor Olivia Chow in a 'statistical dead heat' as election day looms.

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its hotdog huesday
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sarah hagi@KindaHagiOct 20
hey toronto we cannot let brad bradford become mayor it simply cannot happen please vote for olivia chow
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I haven’t played E-Day yet but can someone tell me if the enemy is… water
JosephFox2 (@JosephFox_088) profile pictureJosephFox2
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Unserious Referendum Question Number 8: “Do you support the government of Alberta telling daddy to fuck off with his healthcare and education but also please please keep sending us healthcare and education money 🥹😇”
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Replying to @BertaProudDad @ufc @SStricklandMMA
@BertaProudDad @ufc @SStricklandMMA
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What bothers you about Toronto: ER waits, homelessness, crowded classrooms, empty storefronts, is because of Doug Ford not Olivia Chow
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j@oluwajjsantosOct 17
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This is my problem with Jubilee. They need to stop platforming idiots like this.
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Lynne Brooks 🇨🇦 (@LynneBr37562004) profile pictureLynne Brooks 🇨🇦
@LynneBr37562004Oct 15
TORONTO SUBWAY St Patrick to Osgoode Station 1pm Thursday October 15 2026
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I worked in junk removal for three days in my twenties before I quit. I was the Katie Zacharia of junk removal… Although in Katie’s case the trash took itself out
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Rob Silver@RobSilverOct 15
Has anyone checked on Jagmeet? Poor guy has been arrested multiple times every day for months based on what I’m seeing every time I log onto twitter dot com
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Sorry to use forbidden words on the free speech app but the new press secretary is so cisgender
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