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England, United Kingdom
Joined January 2018
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Thanks @NetflixUK had to explain to my kids teacher why she's drawing kids being decapitated in class 😂😂 #ataledarkandgrimm #netflix
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Let's hope the internet give Shrek the same treatment Sonic got because this aint it🤞🏻
Far, Far Away's finest are coming.
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“[Luigi Mangione] killed a man with a family, with kids. I have real condolences for the healthcare CEO. This is a real person…But sometimes drug dealers get shot.” — Chris Rock on the UnitedHealthcare CEO assassination
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Guess which idiot reported their bank card as lost BEFORE paying their phone bill and will now not have data to use the bus app until the card gets activated 🤦🏼‍♀️ anything we can do? @ThreeUKSupport
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Everybody pray for my brother. There's nothing wrong with him he was just too stupid to book his 1 year old her own seat on their 12 hour flight and shes gonna "sit on his lap". Lol, good luck mate.
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Did the police even have time to call his family before you posted his dead body on the internet one hour after his death? Cunts.
Liam Payne Dead at 31 After Fall from Buenos Aires Hotel Room | Click to read more 👇 tmz.me/8A4LoDK
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liam’s family needs to sue tmz… posting a picture of his dead body not even an hour after he died is INSANE!
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If you smoke or vape outside the school gates when there's 20/30 kids around you, you're a sket.
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i don't have rizz, i just have dark circles around my eyes and a weird sense of humour
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“Marriages used to last”. Na bro, your grandma was chained by the ankle.
women werent allowed to open a bank account in the usa until 1974??????!!???!!???!????!??????
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Woman drugged and raped by almost 100 men for a decade. Another woman strangled and her body blended into a puree. Yet you men still won't (and I mean WON'T) acknowledge the very real epidemic of male violence towards women. LOOK at what we live in fear of, for FUCK sake.
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For reference, exactly zero kids have died this year from being read to by a drag queen.
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When your witchy friend says she had a vivid dream about you you take that shit seriously.
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Stretch marks on my ass but where’s the ass? 🫤
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no rizz i’m just extremely mean to men and they think i’m playing hard to get
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Sabrina Carpenter is so real because if I was a hot pop star I would also write explicit songs about all the famous people I wanted to shag
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hey i really cherished your bare minimum while it lasted
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an ugly man serial liking your instagram stories feels like being chased in the woods
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My man whose not my man who is my man, who hasn't text me in a week, has just posted his first ever thirst trap on Snapchat so I guess it's over?? Lmao
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My flag is not green or red.. It's white. I give up. 🏳️ leave me alone
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not using dating apps bc im gonna find my person in the smoking area outside a bar like god intended
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