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Norritz Seider

@AverageDET

22 / πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ / #FreePalestineπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ / Detroit vs Everybody / #SeiderForCaptain

 Detroit, MI
Joined September 2023
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β˜†T⁷₿ (@tumiszn_) profile picture
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@tumiszn_Oct 31
β€œFarms use more water than data centers.” ACTUALLY, YOU CAN EAT FOOD. YOU CANNOT EAT THE AI SLOP YOU POST TO INSTAΔ RAM.
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Kyle (@LGRWkyle) profile picture
Kyle
@LGRWkyle16h
Replying to @TheBookGirl25
I don’t think you wild fans understand. We don’t give a fuck if Larkin is sitting at home not getting paid. He can sit at home until he becomes a UFA for all we care
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Yea he might actually be Jesus
German Jesus (@SchofieldKyle14) profile pictureGerman Jesus@SchofieldKyle1422 Jun 2019
Replying to @DetroitRedWings
I don’t care what anyone says, this kid could become the best defensemen we’ve had since, probably Lidstrom. Won’t know for some time but, I’m going with the risk we took.
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Kerby Joseph: β€œI’m still him. I hope y’all ain’t ever forget.” (via @KoryEWoods)
Image from 𝔗π”₯𝔒 𝔇𝔒𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦π”ͺ𝔒𝔰 πŸ“° (@the_det_times)
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I honestly believe we’re a good corner away. The NFC is wide open.
𝔗π”₯𝔒 𝔇𝔒𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦π”ͺ𝔒𝔰 πŸ“° (@the_det_times) profile picture𝔗π”₯𝔒 𝔇𝔒𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦π”ͺ𝔒𝔰 πŸ“°
@the_det_timesOct 29
Amon-Ra St. Brown on the Lions Super Bowl window: β€œFor us we feel like the time is now, we gotta go win it right now… I feel like our window is wide open.” (via @stephenasmith)
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My kerby jersey has been sitting in the closet waiting for the day he returns
Detroit Lions (@Lions) profile pictureDetroit Lions
@LionsOct 30
#MINvsDET injury report
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Now he knows how his GF felt
Pick 6 Pack (@Pick6PackFB) profile picturePick 6 Pack
@Pick6PackFBOct 30
Josh Jacobs is on the sideline with a jaw injury
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Jason Sullivan (@JSulli2121) profile picture
Jason Sullivan@JSulli2121Oct 29
Fuck it, let’s just let Larkin sit for 5 years, without pay, effectively ending his career. What an asshole #RedWings #LGRW
Frank Seravalli (@frank_seravalli) profile pictureFrank Seravalli
@frank_seravalliOct 29
My understanding is while #LGRW have remained engaged in trade talks, the plan is for Dylan Larkin to sit out for asset protection purposes until a trade is completed. Sounds like Larkin camp has applied pressure. Awaiting interim GM Shawn Horcoff to address the situation.
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This is why we need to remove party affiliations from ballots.
Saint β€œSuper Freak” Gil (@SaintSFGil) profile pictureSaint β€œSuper Freak” Gil@SaintSFGilOct 29
my dad just finished voting and he told me "idk who most of them were i just want lower taxes so i voted all republican"
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Take a look at that team in 2016-2017 and ur gonna be thankful that this current team has a future bc my god that roster was a bunch of dudes 5 years past their primes
Tufor Ruffing (@Edgam1303) profile pictureTufor Ruffing@Edgam1303Oct 30
Replying to @Cosmicneurons13
Youre delusional. They are in the same spot they've been the last 10 seasons.
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Devin L. (@HockeyWithDevin) profile picture
Devin L.@HockeyWithDevinOct 30
Still can't get over Larkin saying he wanted to "earn my teammates' trust again" and then quitting on them (again) 10 games into the season. There's lip service, and there's whatever that was.
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Genuinely fuck this guy
IGN (@IGN) profile pictureIGN
@IGNOct 30
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman thinks it's "terrible" for people to have RAM in their computers rather than in a data center, as the scarcity of memory caused by the AI boom continues to drive up costs. bit.ly/47LJ09d
OpenAI CEO Thinks It’s β€œTerrible” for You to Have RAM in Your Gaming PC

ALT OpenAI CEO Thinks It’s β€œTerrible” for You to Have RAM in Your Gaming PC

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Asked my QB on franchise mode to step up for the final month of the season and he gave me a 3 team trade list of the Chiefs, Cowboys, and Seahawks #DylanLarkin
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The room just told Larkin to go fuck himself
Detroit Red Wings (@DetroitRedWings) profile pictureDetroit Red Wings
@DetroitRedWingsOct 30
πŸ—£οΈ
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Son πŸ’”πŸ’”
CheechYou πŸ¦ˆπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ (@CheechYouFTF) profile pictureCheechYou πŸ¦ˆπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ@CheechYouFTFOct 30
To SJ: Edvinsson To DET: Bystedt Musty Nurse 2027 1st Chernyshov - Celebrini - Smith Stenberg - Misa - Sherwood Marchment - Wennberg - Toffoli Goodrow - Ostapchuk - Gaudette Edvinsson / Kesselring Dickinson / Trouba Orlov / Pohlkamp Allan Asky Ned
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Just puked in my mouth
Red Sox & Bruins Talk (@SoxAndBruins) profile pictureRed Sox & Bruins Talk@SoxAndBruinsOct 29
Mock trade Bruins get: - Dylan Larkin - Simon Edvinsson Red Wings get: - Pavel Zacha - Mason Lohrei - Will Zellers - 2 first round picks
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Already a better captain than fartkin
Helene St. James (@HeleneStJames) profile pictureHelene St. James@HeleneStJamesOct 30
Moritz Seider on Red Wings beating Blackhawks on the day Dylan Larkin left the team: "It meant a little more. I think it came down to that this is our squad and we got a really good group in here."
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Larkin is up there with Matt Patricia levels of hatred
Detroit Red Wings (@DetroitRedWings) profile pictureDetroit Red Wings
@DetroitRedWingsOct 29
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This jersey is so ass man, you literally have the octopus right there
carter richard (@carterrichardd) profile picturecarter richard
@carterricharddOct 29
🚨 HOMETOWN REMIX LEAK 🚨 An image of the Detroit Red Wings HTR jersey surfaced today on Reddit (u/whattanerd92) , confirming the HOCKEYTOWN wordmark is a part of the crest and showing part of the hem. Thoughts? #LGRW #HometownRemix
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