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@Avg_Jared

Average is just the beginning.

 Louisville KY
Joined March 2009
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This man should be able to do whatever he wants
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avgj 👤@Avg_Jared31 Jul 2018
This man should be able to do whatever he wants
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But why does my laptop take so long to wake from sleep @Windows
Bill Gates (@BillGates) profile pictureBill Gates
@BillGates21 Dec 2021
Just when it seemed like life would return to normal, we could be entering the worst part of the pandemic. Omicron will hit home for all of us. Close friends of mine now have it, and I’ve canceled most of my holiday plans.
Alright, I'll be giving away this $10,000 Gucci XBox to a follower who retweets this in the next 24 hours. I'll ship it anywhere on earth. Good luck. Here's what's inside: youtu.be/JnGXTk57rOU
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Making progress
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Enter this Ben Hogan Giveaway - valued at over $6,000! swee.ps/tGBPx_cqXDIlM
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@elonmusk1 Mar 2021
Doge meme shield (legendary item)
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@elonmusk18 Jul 2020
It’s inevitable
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So, since we all know the only losses that count against your legacy are Finals losses, I think we can safely say that when the Heat lose tonight Giannis had a far better postseason than Jimmy Butler. (See how insane it sounds when applied to literally anyone else?)
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Who and why wrote the draft? CDC says guidance on airborne virus transmission was a draft published in ‘error’ nitter.cf/i/events/1308095191803…
“Have a minute to talk about our lord and savior?”
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Sooo bird masquerades as a bird??? dronedj.com/2020/05/14/surve… #birdsarentreal

Surveillance drone masquerades as a bird

The Aves is a fixed-wing drone contoured and painted to look like one of various birds, such as seagulls. Only the non-flapping wings give it away.

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Fox News is pretty dangerous but can you catch it from human to human contact?
The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) profile pictureThe Daily Show
@TheDailyShow3 Apr 2020
Hannity. Rush. Dobbs. Ingraham. Pirro. Nunes. Tammy. Geraldo. Doocy. Hegseth. Schlapp. Siegel. Watters. Dr. Drew. Henry. Ainsley. Gaetz. Inhofe. Pence. Kudlow. Conway. Trump. Today, we salute the Heroes of the Pandumbic.

The Daily Show Salutes the Heroes of the Pandumbic

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Not hard to pair with Tacos - Drinking a G'Knight by @oskarblues at @missiontacostl — untp.beer/s/c873670182 – at St Charles, MO

Jared is drinking a G'Knight® by Oskar Blues Brewery®

Not hard to pair with Tacos

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I just earned the 'Photogenic Brew (Level 16)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b642647322
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Photogenic Brew (Level 16): It takes the perfect amount of light, the right framing and a touch of creative love to get the perfect picture of your brew. Now it’s time to drink it! That’s 80 check-...

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I just earned the 'Brew Traveler (Level 3)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b642647321
Silvers can spin it but 2 pic sixes😵??? #xfl
$CarterJdot Needs me digital paper boy
Cash App (@CashApp) profile pictureCash App
@CashApp31 Jan 2020
It's Super Cash App Friday and we're giving away $20,000. RT with your $Cashtag to enter. You could win $100, $250, or $500. For good luck, tag 7 and a half people. No more. No less. Must follow @CashApp to qualify. No purc nec. Void where proh. Rules: bit.ly/2LIG4SO
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Porsche
@Porsche16 Oct 2019
A new alliance is coming. #TheRiseOfSkywalker #StarWars #Porsche
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I could not crop the guys out of the background and they wouldn’t let me tag them so I hope their significant others catch them out here being scandals. @lou_e_brown is a monster ift.tt/2ojpNt4
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