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You don’t know what fun is until you’ve witnessed a drunk on the Edinburgh to Glasgow train screaming “A fucking hate hedgehogs, come at me ya jabby wee cunt” while angrily circling a hairbrush that’s been dropped on the floor...
Nicki💗 retweeted
ok you need to start over because you’re not saying the things I planned on you saying when I played this conversation in my head while I was in the shower this morning