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Ptddrr quand on croit qu’il est seul sur le plateau mais que la caméra passe en plan large et qu’on la voit bouder Ptddddrrrrrr cette séquence restera tjrs mémorable purée
MDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Now we’re cooking 😭😭😭
Les americains quand un pays en difficulté commence enfin à se developper
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Quand tu vois ton pote dépressif américain venir à l’école avec un sac plus gros que d’habitude
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Im so sorry for the loss of the scientists in that car crash next week🕊️
Scientists in Japan have figured out how to make cancer cells end themselves. They forced cancer cells to poison themselves by creating a toxin that reacts with carbon monoxide, causing the toxin to only affect cancer cells. Normal cells were unharmed in lab tests.
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Ptddddr l’inspi de batard
On dirait le mot "il"
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I’m never leaving this app😭😭😭
When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags (I should’ve checked the calendar)
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Gay people really are so fucking funny
Me after spreading my hole open at the orgy
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"La traducción simultánea unirá a los pueblos del mundo" Los pueblos del mundo desde la traducción simultánea:
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korra destroyed the world so that the next avatar wouldn’t say six seven
thank god korra ended the world shit was getting to advanced i did not wanna see the next avatar be an ipad baby or some shit
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“Twitter is for porn” Me after reading the stupidest tweet known to the human kind:
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a #true gleek is both
there are two types of gleeks right now
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Je mange avec mes collègues et je constate que deux ont le même Tupperware avec le même repas dedans.
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16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated
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i used to just tweet anything
me pretending to be a dog so tom and zendaya can adopt me
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satan will return as lucifer in dante's inferno
Lea Michele will return as Rachel Berry in the ‘GLEE’ reboot. 🔗 variety.com/2026/tv/news/lea…
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Replying to @JulieFauvePro
Pisser dans l’anus et aspirer avec une paille qui avait servi la veille pour un lavement de nez
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i’m never deleting this app
When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
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Sister, what did you record this with???? your eyes!?
Steak 🥩 frites with lemon garlic sautéed broccolini and peppercorn sauce. #Dinner Refresher: strawberry lemonade 🍓🍋
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