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Not looking to good for the Celtics right now
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Steph: aging superstar with his legacy on the line, Pingus: patient zero for the necron virus, Podz:
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I would swipe on right Kimberly Guilfoyle so fast her head would spin.
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Steve Kerr when a rookie makes a rookie mistake
Steve Kerr mentioned an early third quarter Yaxel Lendeborg mistake where he tried to fit in a pass instead of attempting a layup, leading to turnover and transition 3. “We need him to have an aggressive scoring mentality and that’s something we are going to work with him on.”
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What’s getting lost in the Hawks/Hawkeyes cringe, is: what fucking point was this dipshit even trying to make? Something happened in Atlanta at the same time you were there?
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. Watch the whole thing:
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Russian bots seeing this knowing they have to gas it up in the replies
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Can I say something without making people angry at me
This GIF embodies everything cringe that I hate about modern performative D&D 🤮
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“You’re absolutely right. Great callout. There’s no nuclear bomb on that ship. Thanks for keeping it real, and holding me accountable. Let’s get back to business, whether we keep it light and fun, or serious and professional, I’m down for whatever”
NEW: The US military was prepared to board a Chinese vessel in the Middle East earlier this spring -- during war with Iran -- after an intel report concluded it was transporting components of a nuclear weapons program. But just before the planned operation, officials discovered the report had been generated w/ help of AI & chatbot used by the analyst inaccurately identified what the ship was carrying, sources tell @KatieBoLillis & me.
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Couldn’t figure out why people were saying he sounded weird, then I realized the video was 2x
🚨🚨#Packers QB Brett Favre seems to be going down hill with his health Prayers 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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The disgraced former mayor of New York, Rudy (I was just tucking in my shirt) Giuliani, has threatened to sue me for defamation over an interview in which I never said his name. No one even mentioned him. I want to apologize to Rudy. Going forward I will be certain to say his name directly. Rudy, you worked with known Russian agents and their proxies to spread lies about me and my father. Their names are Andrii Derkach, Konstantin Kulyk, Andriy Telizhenko and Oleksandr Dubinsky and more. Kulyk handed you a dossier filled with disinformation. You flew to Kyiv in December 2019 to sit down with Derkach, then went on television with him to sell his bullshit tapes. Trump’s own national security adviser warned the White House that what you brought back was Russian disinformation. You kept going. Then Trump’s own Treasury Secretary, Steven Mnuchin, sanctioned Derkach in September 2020 as an active Russian agent for over a decade, for spreading the same lies you are still spitting. Four months later, on his way out the door, Mnuchin sanctioned the rest of your sources. Kulyk. Telizhenko. Dubinsky. Eleven people and four media front companies in all. Not sanctioned by me. Not by my father. By Donald Trump’s Treasury Department. And remember Vienna Rudy. In October 2019 you, Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman had tickets to fly there to collect a hard drive, courtesy of Dmytro Firtash, an indicted oligarch who has spent a decade in Vienna fighting extradition to the United States. Lev and Igor were arrested at Dulles holding one-way tickets. You canceled yours the next morning. That was way before a computer repairman in Wilmington was ever a twinkle in your eye. So please, @RudyGiuliani. Please, please sue me. Discovery will be a joy for everyone.
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Started watching Mad Men. It’s supposed to be set in 1961, yet this IBM Selectric 2 typewriter wasn’t released till a full decade later.
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Chet Holmgren shows off new tattoo progress 🔥🔥🔥😤😤😤
1st session down 💪
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Derrick Rose isn’t available. Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career.
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Why did grok say this
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Lakers getting passed around a bunch of billionaires like a kid on an island
🚨 The Los Angeles Lakers are being sold for a record-breaking price of $12 BILLION to American businessmen Josh Kushner and Bob Iger, per @ramonashelburne The franchise has now been sold twice in less than 18 months 😳
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