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Hello! My name is Patrick Star. #1 Starfish in Bikini Bottom. Businessman. Professional athlete. mastermind. ⚠️PARODY⚠️ #Patrick2026

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Joined September 2024
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I URGE YOU ALL TO VOTE KRABS!!!
BREAKING NEWS: It’s the Bikini Bottom Elections! Vote for who you want to become the next Bikini Bottom President!
15%Plankton
41%Greg
35%Krabs
10%Glove World
530 votes • 1 days
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IF MR KRABS DOESN'T WIN I WILL EXPLODE VOTE KRABS NOW
BREAKING NEWS: It’s the Bikini Bottom Elections! Vote for who you want to become the next Bikini Bottom President!
15%Plankton
41%Greg
35%Krabs
10%Glove World
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Patrick Star retweeted
Vote Krabs or I'll take yer money argagagagaga
BREAKING NEWS: It’s the Bikini Bottom Elections! Vote for who you want to become the next Bikini Bottom President!
15%Plankton
41%Greg
35%Krabs
10%Glove World
530 votes • 1 days
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Patrick Star retweeted
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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Take the money and run, Squidward!
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Patrick Star retweeted
Plankton claims to be "for the people" and yet this happened soon after his loss in the last Bikini Bottom election. We cannot let this evil CREATURE become our President! That's why all of you need to vote for me, Mr. Krabs, in November! I would never destroy city property!
I sure do love UNdoing community service!
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VOTE KRABS 🗳
BREAKING NEWS: It's time for the Bikini Bottom election primaries! Vote for who you want to make the elections! The 3 candidates with the most votes will make the elections!
34%Krabs
23%Glove World
14%Biden
29%Plankton
195 votes • Final results
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Patrick Star retweeted
🚨BREAKING: hundreds of fish are rioting in parts of Bikini Bottom due to lack of council activity. They are attacking and destroying property all over Bikini Bottom. The BBPD has mandated curfews in certain areas where the riots are being taken place.
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Replying to @IAN_TVNetwork
This would never happen in a Krabs presidency!
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Don't mind this bozo. Look at me mopping the floor!
Today, we’re going to be talking about the current state of Bikini Bottom and how to leverage your platform to contribute to a better future.
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Patrick Star retweeted
It's Fat Boy Fall me boyos
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Career?! Ahahaha I need the most chocolate chips on my cookie! 🤣🤣🤣
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I subscribed 😉
Subscribe to my OnlyFins for......uhh....some cool stuff!
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Patrick Star retweeted
Fuck Plankton
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Mr. Krabs every step of the way
🚨🗳️OPINION POLL: Who would you vote for in the next Bikini Bottom election? Please answer this pre-poll truthfully based on who you would likely vote for. Second poll for more candidates in replies.
26%Mr. Krabs
42%Greg Heffley
32%British Plankton
320 votes • Final results
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Watch me DEMOLISH this cake
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DO NOT VOTE FOR SHELDON PLANKTON IN THE NOVEMBER BIKINI BOTTOM ELECTION! He frequently captures citizens of our city, kills them, and grinds them into chum. We don't want a bad man like him running our city!
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Patrick Star retweeted
BREAKING NEWS: Bikini Bottom Police have arrived at SpongeBob's house after reports of him of trashing up the whole street!
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