BBenchoff 𝕏 (@BBenchoff) profile picture

Embedded Journalist and Insecurity Researcher

SF
Joined May 2012
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So everyone in SF is down to be polyamorous but can’t handle sharing an employee?
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I promise you the World Pog Federation is still active. We have dozens of active Pog enthusiasts worldwide. Please do not purge this account.
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Okay- who is putting these stickers around town?
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Replying to @InkMasterbator
I really want to see the cheap untested anti-woke chalky tablets that they rush into production a week later called ViMAGAra or Rigged Erection or something.
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Replying to @InkMasterbator
Honestly i want to start a kickstarter to fund trans friends to just buy random shit incels love, and post about it incessantly on twitter until they have to publicly disown it. Ford trucks, pork rinds, whatever 1st person shooter is cool now, the dallas cowboys, etc...
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Ha @garrytan banned my other accounts but he can't stop THE WORLD POG FEDERATION
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BBenchoff 𝕏 retweeted
With Twitter crashing because Elom can't engineer his way out of a Therac-25, please try to crash 640by480.com/ I will report back with graphs n shit. Side note: both the Therac-25 and this website use a VT-100 for the operator interface
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Thanks, PG&E!
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It’s such a bummer walking through SF and seeing so many previously colorful houses that are now painted various shades of gray.
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BBenchoff 𝕏 retweeted
Gamerdonkey shot some old-school digital images at the Midwest FurFest. Sony MVC-FD7: 640by480.com/posts/420/
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BBenchoff 𝕏 retweeted
Hey @Ahsha_Safai, @myrnamelgar @RafaelMandelman, @mattdorsey @SupStefani @AaronPeskin, to make it clear, you're okay with SFPD using robots like these with lethal force? This is the future we're heading towards. Please consider how technology evolves before you vote on AB-481.
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BBenchoff 𝕏 retweeted
I help run a grocery store in the Outer Sunset and there is a five-story building going up right across the street. It's replacing a decrepit lot strewn with ruins of a gas station. It's unnerving to hear all the same old lines from customers I've known for years cashiering.
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The World Pog Federation joins the world in mourning the death of Queen Elizabeth II. Our thoughts and condolences are with the Royal Family. Buy officially licensed World Pog Federation merchandise.
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Adulthood is not easy, and so is cleaning toilets. Let Giddel do all the dirty work for you, while you enjoy your weekend! . . . #giddel #toiletcleaning #toiletcleaningrobot #robots #bathroom #health #cleaningproducts #adulting #baby #quarantine #corona #weekendvibes #weekend
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BBenchoff 𝕏 retweeted
Made a video, listen with the audio on. We as humans need to stand up to our governments and the companies who run them and demand a ban on autonomous weapon systems. Jesus, we have way better things to do with our time and money than build better ways to kill each other.
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Well this is dumb
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BBenchoff 𝕏 retweeted
My new thing is that when anyone says, "we're having a heck of a time hiring X, know anyone?" I just respond with, "have you considered offering to pay off new hires student loans ?" Let's make this a meme now. – at St Clair Shores, MI
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#GIVEAWAY: There’s still time to enter to win a Nibble Game Console kit or Jay-D DJ Mixer kit from CircuitMess! 1. Follow @tindie and @circuitmess 2. Let us know which awesome kit you'd like and why. Include #CircuitMessTindie in your reply. More info: hubs.la/Q019NB_q0
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BBenchoff 𝕏 retweeted
Pop Up Video but its a website hacked together from YouTube, Wikipedia, and Rap Genius. 10k retweets and I'll make it.
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