Going to spend the next 5 hours deleting the hundreds of hatexeets I made

🚨 THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN HARRY KANE WINS THE BALON DOR 1. The great shift will begin and people will start realising he’s better than Henry and Suarez 2. He will cement himself as the greatest British player to ever exist, which to the smart man he already was (Sorry Gareth) 3. TotnumJoe will declare war on all those who have switched up over the years + CultureCams 4. Bayerntwt and Spurstwt will have an orgy 5. We will hold a minute silence for 6dombele and the comp that kept us going for years on end.