Brad Cole

If the trainer still gets 10% of the prizemoney in horse races, then Ciaron Maher's #MelbourneCup blitz saw him pocket a tidy $683,000. A nice little collect that will pay for a nice steak at the restaurant tonight, and maybe a dessert as well!

Wildly frustrating to watch at times, but his high points, both with the bat and in the field, just left you scratching your head and wondering 'how the hell did he do that?'

Small fry I know, but 39-year-old Jackson Bird, in his first Shield game of 26/27, takes 4-39 & 3-26 (with 6 of those wickets being batsmen coming in at 5 or higher), makes a handy 25no at #11, and misses out on Man of the Match honours to the WK who made 77 and took 6 catches.

Tremendous win by the shorthanded JJ's on the road. Coaching masterclass by Roth in the first half, then held on like hell in the second half with tiring legs. #NBL27

Fantastic effort by Devonport golfer Jonty Lunson to finish 8th at the prestigious Asia-Pacific Amateur Championship in New Zealand today (winner goes to US Masters). Shot an even par 71 today to end at +2, with only five players ending the tournament at par or better.

8-63, two tail-enders at the crease, and we're turning down runs. Nothing makes sense anymore. #SAvAUS

Warner hasn't missed in that 30 second summation of the last two hours. #SAvAUS

Does Simon Harmer have incriminating photos of the Aussies or something? We are making a bog standard offie look like Murali. #SAvAUS

That's horrendous shot selection from Carey. Is anyone in this team prepared to do the hard yards? #SAvAUS

All the great work we done in our first innings has been completely undone here with mind-blowingly dumb cricket. READ THE FUCKING SITUATION!!!! #SAvAUS

Cancel that 'I'll be late to bed tonight, darl' booking thanks. #SAvAUS

There hasn't been a story on a celebrity at Derby Day today that Eddie McGuire hasn't tried to link himself to. Bloke just loves the sound of his own voice.

NBA INJURY REPORT L. Doncic (ankles) - 2 to 3 weeks

If you're a coach or aspiring coach from any sport in Tasmania then a session with Nick will have you coming out a more knowledgeable and better person. He played a huge part in helping the Sydney Kings hold the 2025-26 NBL premiership trophy aloft and is a man in demand.

Harmer following in a proud South African tradition of spinners that hardly turn it somehow getting wickets. Fark me! #SAvAUS

I think the limb I went out on was made of balsa wood. When was the last time we four or less wickets in a day? A great sight to wake up to. #SAvAUS

'Bavuma, Bavuma......no it's Ackerman.' Might be time to pop into Specsavers Mr Nicholas. #SAvAUS

It's a question that enters my mind every Test match in Cape Town - Who is Pam Golding, and just how many properties does she have exactly? #SAvAUS

Not even sure Scotty Boland was saving us on this Cape Town road after Patty cocked up the call at the toss. #SAvAUS

Oh Travis! #SAvAUS