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dallas, 26
Joined August 2015
the first bar i ever went to in nyc i got immediately approached by a gay guy and his homegirl that wanted some sort of unicorn action out of me and right after they left another lady handed me her number and we went on to have a week long fling
they should bring back the concept of a good old NYC "hookup bar" that shit kinda died in 2019
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my love life since september
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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I hear of big news on your world
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t-texas chan! you're up so early 😳
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this was supposed to be a post halloween taking it easy and saving money week but we had to go ahead and flip texas of all places so now i'm getting home at 4am after partying with a hundred dollars less than i should have
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and i'd do it again in a heartbeat
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liking literally everybody's story on planet earth rn
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person i've been avoiding for months you get a like ex girlfriend from a year and a half ago's brother you get a like girl i went to bible camp with in 10th grade you get a like
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literally never thought i'd see the day
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Is anyone else pulling up to Michael Crackson's Erection Night party
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she libs me 🥀 she libs me not 🥀 she libs me 🥀 she libs me not 🥀
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Watching the entire election map start turning blue county by county
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election results are stressing me out so i've decided to watch a few episodes of sex and the city for a little bit
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early voted last week but i forgot to wear my sticker then so i just larped all day today #freaks4talafreako
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if you like biceps any bigger than mine you are a porn adict
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I'm waiting for it, that green light, I want it
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works at vogue but wears windowpane button ups with a tie... is this new york or frisco texas
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