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I had to use IcyHot for the first time today. As a person over 30, I guess I should know better than to be performing such extreme stunts as *checks notes… sleeping in the same position all night
Watching the new season of Quarterbacks and all I can think is that Jared Goff looks like Ryan Gosling if Ryan Gosling was actually attractive
For the love of all that is holy @HeardleDecades can you please stop rearranging the dang playlist order every other day 😫 This is going by to be my 13th reason
Dear fast food restaurants, specifically @SUBWAY,
Some of us plan our meals for the next day & sometimes we do that after store hours. We’re not actually trying to order a sandwich at 2AM. So if we could view the menu on your stupid app even if the store’s closed, that’d be dope
People who like Cane’s chicken eat somewhere else and be like “wow, what’s this unique and exotic flavor?” and it’s just salt
This is how it should’ve been worded in Texas, not this “school choice” title Abbott came up with
Kentucky's Amendment 2 asked voters if they wanted to revise the state constitution to let the legislature spend tax dollars on nonpublic education, such as charter and private schools. Here's how people voted at the polls. -@jconline courier-journal.com/story/ne…
Man, I’ve been missing out by going to a BBQ spot and only ever ordering their BBQ. I had the best burger I’ve ever eaten at CC’s Smokehouse this evening 🤤 The tots were incredible too!
My love language:
Acts of Service (cook me some BBQ)
Gifts (buy me BBQ)
Quality time (come w/ me to eat some BBQ)
Words of affirmation (tell me I have good taste in BBQ)
Physical touch (Lady & the Tramp a slice of brisket w/ me)
Actually I think my love language is just BBQ
Beth retweeted
I thought about attending the Roast of Tom Brady last night, but I did not want to Roast him for a 3rd time!!
Wanna hear a joke? Read this tweet… then look who tweeted it 🙃 The same hypocrite who spent most of last year wasting everyone’s time in 4 special sessions trying to single handedly destroy TX public education. Actions speak louder than words Greg
It’s #TeacherAppreciationWeek!
Our Texas teachers are among the best in the entire nation.
We thank them for the work they do to educate and inspire the future leaders of our great state.
Beth retweeted
I am sad for our Texas public schools after last night. Every parent in Texas should be voting for anti-voucher/ pro pub ed candidates in November. Period. #txlege
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