Author of horror, sci-fi, dark fantasy & more. #Dis father of four. Gamer. 🇳🇱 Forever DM. DAD BODIES Writing other stuff. Rep: V. Ruiz (D4EO)
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ALT A square image divided into four panels containing promotional material for the novel Dad Bodies. The top-left panel features the title "DAD BODIES" in bold white and red letters against a black background with blood splatters and a dagger. The top-right panel displays the pitch text: "When their detective friend is murdered during their annual gaming retreat, 5 dads must use their years of TTRPG experience — and puns — to solve the crime before they're all killed off like NPCs in a badly written supernatural campaign. ±85k words, multi POV". The bottom-left panel lists thematic elements such as "Dad friends," "Irreverent humor," "Cosmic horror," alongside character silhouettes with "X X" eyes. The bottom-right panel displays comp titles: "John Dies at the End," "Cabin in the Woods," and "Jumanji".
ALT Book cover featuring a black and blood-splattered red background. At the top, the title "DAD BODIES" is written in large white block lettering. Piercing horizontally behind the word "DAD" is an ornate emerald dagger. In the bottom left, there is a black silhouetted figure with small red crosses over its eyes. In the bottom right, a white twenty-sided die (d20) lands on the number 1, accompanied by the bold white text "ROLL FOR FUCKERY". Centered at the bottom edge, small white text reads: "A CO(S)MIC HORROR NOVEL BY B. VAN BODEGOM".
ALT A square image divided into four panels containing promotional material for the novel Dad Bodies. The top-left panel features the title "DAD BODIES" in bold white and red letters against a black background with blood splatters and a dagger. The top-right panel displays the pitch text: "When their detective friend is murdered during their annual gaming retreat, 5 dads must use their years of TTRPG experience — and puns — to solve the crime before they're all killed off like NPCs in a badly written supernatural campaign. ±85k words, multi POV". The bottom-left panel lists thematic elements such as "Dad friends," "Irreverent humor," "Cosmic horror," alongside character silhouettes with "X X" eyes. The bottom-right panel displays comp titles: "John Dies at the End," "Cabin in the Woods," and "Jumanji".
ALT A square image divided into four panels containing promotional material for the novel Dad Bodies. The top-left panel features the title "DAD BODIES" in bold white and red letters against a black background with blood splatters and a dagger. The top-right panel displays the pitch text: "When their detective friend is murdered during their annual gaming retreat, 5 dads must use their years of TTRPG experience — and puns — to solve the crime before they're all killed off like NPCs in a badly written supernatural campaign. ±85k words, multi POV". The bottom-left panel lists thematic elements such as "Dad friends," "Irreverent humor," "Cosmic horror," alongside character silhouettes with "X X" eyes. The bottom-right panel displays comp titles: "John Dies at the End," "Cabin in the Woods," and "Jumanji".
ALT Book cover featuring a black and blood-splattered red background. At the top, the title "DAD BODIES" is written in large white block lettering. Piercing horizontally behind the word "DAD" is an ornate emerald dagger. In the bottom left, there is a black silhouetted figure with small red crosses over its eyes. In the bottom right, a white twenty-sided die (d20) lands on the number 1, accompanied by the bold white text "ROLL FOR FUCKERY". Centered at the bottom edge, small white text reads: "A CO(S)MIC HORROR NOVEL BY B. VAN BODEGOM".
ALT Book cover featuring a black and blood-splattered red background. At the top, the title "DAD BODIES" is written in large white block lettering. Piercing horizontally behind the word "DAD" is an ornate emerald dagger. In the bottom left, there is a black silhouetted figure with small red crosses over its eyes. In the bottom right, a white twenty-sided die (d20) lands on the number 1, accompanied by the bold white text "ROLL FOR FUCKERY". Centered at the bottom edge, small white text reads: "A CO(S)MIC HORROR NOVEL BY B. VAN BODEGOM".
ALT Book cover featuring a black and blood-splattered red background. At the top, the title "DAD BODIES" is written in large white block lettering. Piercing horizontally behind the word "DAD" is an ornate emerald dagger. In the bottom left, there is a black silhouetted figure with small red crosses over its eyes. In the bottom right, a white twenty-sided die (d20) lands on the number 1, accompanied by the bold white text "ROLL FOR FUCKERY". Centered at the bottom edge, small white text reads: "A CO(S)MIC HORROR NOVEL BY B. VAN BODEGOM".
ALT Poster-style graphic with a black background and heavy red blood splatter. Large distressed white and red text reads “DAD BODIES.” A dagger runs ho…
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ALT Clockwise from top left: three Companions, a witch, knightly riders, a female danger, a female warrior and a dragon attack.
