Your expectations are unrealistic. Crypto’s resident realtor.
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Joined July 2016
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I usually just lurk and shitpost with this account. But now that everyone’s getting filthy rich, I’m gonna start putting out real estate advice to keep you that way.
The #crypto anons have taught me so much and I want to return the favor.
DM’s are open too.
Tip # 1
I finally got one of these close to what I imagined.
No Halloween contest is complete with out a wicked witch of the @ParallelColony
There’s $100 in this bag.
We’re like the guy who discovered radiation. Cooked and don’t even know it
Bro Patrick Stewart died.
I use to think Star Trek was dumb until I watched this guy at the helm of the Enterprise.
See you on the flip side Picard
If it can’t rally here we’re going back to 1900’s quick.
Muh new bull market. Stupid pump fun momos scammed you again
Yesterday was my last day at Anthropic.
I created Claude Code on desktop because I believe everyone can be a builder. Every feature request and bug report we got from this community was a gift that impacted millions of lives. I’m eternally grateful for those gifts, the product wouldn’t be what it is without you.
Anthropic is doing some of the most important work of our time. Contributing to that mission will forever be a career highlight for me. I never imagined I’d get to contribute to something so special in my lifetime.
Walking away from my best friends, a product I poured my heart into, and the mission was the hardest thing I’ve done in my career. But now I have some free time for GTA VI.
I'm already itching to get back to addressing all your feedback. I'll share what's next soon!
I’m so bad at this. Going for castle greyskull. We’ll see how this works In the day.
I was thinking fortress of solitude or Wiley castle for the next one
Well that’s not fun. They burn your token if you put in something copyrighted
@ParallelColony
