Baconsale

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain tiering. On this episode of Baconsale, we’re saluting famous fictional leaders from film, television, literature, and more. Do you agree with our rankings? Baconsale Episode 572: O Captain! Tier Captain! baconsale.com/2026/11/09/bac…

“Muse pulls the movie up rather than the movie pulling Muse down.” -@786Joel #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 571: Aging the Music of 2006 baconsale.com/2026/11/02/bac…

“These guys are the cockroaches of alternative music.” -@Kenny3DD #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 571: Aging the Music of 2006 baconsale.com/2026/11/02/bac…

Monday Episode Teaser Question: Which Star Trek captain is the best Star Trek captain?

“Nolan, you hack!” -@Kenny3DD #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 571: Aging the Music of 2006 baconsale.com/2026/11/02/bac…

“It's the band without time!” -@Kenny3DD #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 571: Aging the Music of 2006 baconsale.com/2026/11/02/bac…

“John Mayer, much like Eric Clapton: walking waste of talent.” -@ZackeryWestern #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 571: Aging the Music of 2006 baconsale.com/2026/11/02/bac…

On this episode of Baconsale, we’re talking about songs that are turning 20 this year. What were some of your favorite hits from that time? Baconsale Episode 571: Aging the Music of 2006 baconsale.com/2026/11/02/bac…

"Tall people are scary." -@786Joel #BaconsaleQuotes #HappyHalloween Episode 570: Creatures from the Baconsale Lagoon baconsale.com/2026/10/26/bac…

"The ocean hides what is beneath you." -@Kenny3DD #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 570: Creatures from the Baconsale Lagoon baconsale.com/2026/10/26/bac…

Monday Episode Teaser Question: Which popular bands give off Halloween vibes?

"You know what scares me? Everything in the water." -@ZackeryWestern #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 570: Creatures from the Baconsale Lagoon baconsale.com/2026/10/26/bac…

"There's no way that storm systems exist, so must be a beast." -@ZackeryWestern #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 570: Creatures from the Baconsale Lagoon baconsale.com/2026/10/26/bac…

"Mermaids aren't included because mermaids are real." -@Kenny3DD #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 570: Creatures from the Baconsale Lagoon baconsale.com/2026/10/26/bac…

Joel, Kent, and Zack have explored every ocean, sea, lake, and river to find the strangest and creepiest fictional aquatic creatures around. Which of these monsters do you fear the most? Baconsale Episode 570: Creatures from the Baconsale Lagoon baconsale.com/2026/10/26/bac…

"The family that Purges together stays together." -@Kenny3DD #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 569: What Would Baconsale Boo? baconsale.com/2026/10/19/bac…

Monday Episode Teaser Question: Which mythical creature would you least like to encounter while on the water?

"You don't know that your boss is not a cannibal right now." -@ZackeryWestern #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 569: What Would Baconsale Boo? baconsale.com/2026/10/19/bac…

"Pamela Voorhees is basically Batman. -@Kenny3DD #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 569: What Would Baconsale Boo? baconsale.com/2026/10/19/bac…

"I would rather have a haunted bed than graveyard grass." -@ZackeryWestern #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 569: What Would Baconsale Boo? baconsale.com/2026/10/19/bac…