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and they were roommates.

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It took basically three years. But it’s done.
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No cure for endometriosis. No proper management for menopause. No adequate symptomatic relief for menstrual discomfort. But let’s get handicapped sperm a wheelchair to make not so healthy babies because it would make men feel strong.
A nanobot helping a sperm with motility issues along towards an egg. These metal helixes are so small they can completely wrap around the tail of a single sperm and assist it along its journey
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Loml my sun my moon. Thank you.
been tattooin’ @BaileyRay_J since 2020 and finnallllly got to add some more to her arm before the year end ❣️
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No matter what happens, it saddens me deeply that rape, felonies, trying to overthrow our democracy, misogyny, racism and transphobia are somehow not deal breaks for 10’s of millions of Americans.
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election day mood.
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GOD!!! what have you done
icelandic horse shot by sasha elage
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The vibe for the next few days/week I fear
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“This has never happened” a woman in Texas was forced to wait for 40 hours until she was sick enough because she had a miscarriage (only available when the mothers life is at risk) and she died. This happened a few days ago.
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These “I wish it was the 1950’s” women are so stupid. They assume that in a system that robbed women of power they’d get some best-case fairy tale scenario, ignoring that the system was challenged by feminists in the first place because it was a nightmare for so many.
There’s nothing more to add to this
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Ask yourself: what would happen if Kamala Harris did this? Yes. You saw right. This is Trump on stage at a rally, pretending to perform a sex-act on a microphone. This is not normal. Trump is disgusting, unhinged and unfit to represent the United States. Vote him out.
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gay teenagers with their favorite english teacher
Chappell Roan and John Mulaney for SNL.
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This would never happen with today's republican candidate. He would agree and feed into it. He's a fear monger.
For some reason, I have been thinking about this moment a lot today. It's from John McCain in 2008 at a town hall. The woman begins to espouse conspiracy theories about Barack Obama's nationality. He immediately shuts it down. "No ma'am. He's a decent family man."
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The United States was built on the dual genocides of Indigenous peoples & African slaves brought to the U.S. in chains. 🥀
Dr. Phil: This country was built on hard work.. Not on DEI
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Can't believe a grandma is hitting this
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Everyone place bets. My ear drum bursting on the flight tomorrow.
25%Over (yes)
75%Under (no)
4 votes • Final results
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Don’t let politics destroy friendships? If you genuinely believe a kid goes to school as a boy and comes home 8 hours later as a girl because he had transitional gender surgery in the nurses office, we’re not gonna be friends
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One thing about my mom, she loves a gift shop.
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when the bible talks about idolatry this is what it means
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Goodbye world (not killing myself. Just on a cruise and refuse to pay for wifi.)
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