fo absolutely hosed me with my fianceé never get your AI to order flowers for you

Final.

#Panthers G Damien Lewis will be sidelined a few weeks with a UCL injury in his elbow, sources tell me and @RapSheet. Medical evaluations are still ongoing but Carolina’s best lineman is set to miss the game against the #Lions. A bye in Week 5 so maybe only one game missed.

Panthers CB Jaycee Horn out indefinitely with torn quad. (via @rapsheet)

My wife came from a family that didn’t blink at spending $8000 for surgery and hydrotherapy for their widdle pibul. I’m a farm boy and I moved her out to the country. I set a hard rule, no animals in the house and vets are for livestock, not pets. She wanted a dog anyway so we got a free puppy from a coworker. A year later, that dog got into a kissing contest with a rattlesnake and lost. She calls me crying saying is face is swelling up, he’s bleeding and she thinks he ate a yellowjacket. I ask if it’s scabbing over. She sends a picture. It wasn’t. “Ok darlin’, that’s a snakebite. Venom is an anticoagulant so it’s gonna bleed. Take off his collar now. Crunch a benedryl up into some milk, get him to drink it.” She asks if she can take him to the vet. I say no, you know the rules. She pleads. She cries. I inform her of the price of Crofab, tell her no, just give him love and milk. If he dies, he dies and he went out being loved. If he lives he’ll be stronger for it. He’s a young happy healthy dog that got hit in the place with the most lymphatic tissue. She reluctantly agrees. His face and neck swole up for a couple of weeks but he was already acting normal by day 3. Now he alerts us to rattlesnakes with a high-pitched bark and we blow em away with a shotgun. A vet bill would have been $5k or more. You gotta set boundaries with these women or private equity is gonna bleed em dry selling them delusions.

In life, the good guys lose. Most people never see things go their way. Revolutions fail and the people fighting for a better world gets stomped to death by fascist dictatorships. Tom Brady was allowed to win 7 super bowls and the 91 Bills lost by a wide right kick. But remember:

Bryce Young ranks this season Pass TD t-1st Pass Yards 2nd Pass Rating 5th Yards/Att 3rd ADOT t-3rd