Balgruuf the Greater

When I get lost in a nordic ruin with only one path forward

First date tn at the bannered mare, there’s no way I’m going home alone

this mf definitely says ‘you’ll regret this father’

plz help he keeps following my Dragonborn Mii around nonstop and I can tell it’s really pissing him off

Playing Skyrim for the first time confused why everyone’s terrified of you not realizing you’re in stage 4 vampirism

Al gonna fiq you up lil bro

“I found the skeleton key!! We can unlock any door now!!” What bro found:

bro at the sleepover when you don’t have blankets

Y’all bitches be trippin if you think I’m boutta trust a snitch (farengar) w confidential information about where I hide Whiterun’s vast supply of moon sugar like hell nah I ain’t talking🤬🗣️🗣️

I think I would rather drink Thalmor piss than enter another Dwemer ruin for the rest of my life

I would literally rather live anywhere else than Morthal. Place is a dump and makes Baltimore look like Hobbiton. Nobody in their right mind would stick around, let alone LIVE in this sorry excuse for a city🤢

Bro Markarth ugly asf why would anybody in they right mind ever wanna live there that place a whole dump😭

Riften is reek with the putrid scent of days-old fish, and it’s not because of the Ratway or the water

I swear I’m never stepping foot inside of Markarth again, that place hood asf and not in a good way

This Todd Howard mf gotta port Skyrim to everything istg bruh

To all of you saying I’m a puppet for the empire, go read a book

When you gotta choose between the dragon and the blades

just staring at jarl ulfric stormussy like

I swear that Todd mf will port skyrim to anything😭😭