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FAT JOE STOVE GOD COOKS JADAKISS REMY MA AROMA (TINY DESK CONCERT) 🔥
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Grand Theft Auto VI is now officially only two weeks away. Today, enjoy a stunning look at Vice City and beyond with a collection of new screenshots on the official site: rockstargames.com/VI/launch-… See you in Leonida on November 19.
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BREAKING NEWS: 🚨 PRIME NOW COVERS UBER EATS DELIVERY FEES $0 delivery on $25+ orders, plus $20 off your first two Amazon: pl.sale/xKb1Wwh?utm_source=t… No Uber account needed but the $20 off ends 11/18 #ad
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It’s hilarious how one day black people woke up and decided black Cadillac Escalades were the only way to uber 🤣 like when ts became a status symbol
Black truck, sexy dinner, CRAZY CHEMISTRY, touchy feeeelllyyyyyy tipsy & smiling all night. >> 😉
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THIRD STRAIGHT 40+ POINT GAME FOR LUKA. ✨ 40 PTS ✨ 9 REB ✨ 7 AST ✨ 6 3PM ✨ LAL W The NBA's leading scorer (38.5 PPG) has recorded 35+ PTS, 5+ REB, 5+ AST and 5+ 3PM in six straight games, surpassing Damian Lillard (2020) for the longest streak in NBA history!
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CAREER NIGHT FOR VICTOR WEMBANYAMA 🚨 🤯 52 PTS (CAREER-HIGH) 🤯 24 REB (CAREER-HIGH) 🤯 8 BLK FIRST PLAYER WITH 50+ PTS, 20+ REB, 5+ BLK SINCE BOB MCADOO IN 1974.
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this will sound mean but PLEASE get over things faster. You don’t want to waste your good years being angry, bitter, and sad.
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how do i explain to people that i can just slip into a nonverbal mood and it has absolutely nothing to do with them
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Martin producers be laughing louder then the audience 😂😂
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HOLY FLOW STATE 🔥
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Neverrrrrrr Everrrrrrr underestimate how much of a blessing it is to have zero health problems.
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Health insurance costs what cars used to cost. Cars cost what houses used to cost. Rent costs what a mortgage used to cost. And somehow we’re all supposed to act like this is a normal economy.
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Men want peace. That's it. That's all.
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We used to go to the computer lab, spend some time online, then get up and LEAVE THE ENTIRE INTERNET BEHIND.
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THE LABOR DEPARTMENT JUST DROPPED NEW WAGE DATA AND IT'S BRUTAL. Corporate profits up 47% since 2020. Worker wages up 12% in the same period. Meanwhile groceries up 35%, rent up 40%, utilities up 28%. Your paycheck grew 12%. Your bills grew 35%. The math is simple: you're getting poorer every year even when you get a raise. You can't budget your way out of this. The system is designed so your income can never catch up to your expenses. That's not an accident. That's policy.
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I have never voted and probably never will. Yall have fun tho
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You think twitter is fun tonight just wait till he croaks
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Unless you grew up taking Myrtle Beach vacations you have NO idea how much it takes to make South Carolina flip
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"I won't get political this Thanksgiving" Two shots later:
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