Dad, Gamer, Geek. #Socialist Northern ex-pat (darn sarf) Looking for his Ema Hesire (true love). Twitch affiliate https://nitter.cf/t.co/rwfRpj9cgu
North Leigh, England
Joined November 2009
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"Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close to wanting nothing."
#Worldoftanks #twitch
✅ Drops are on; even the loot’s doing better than my aim.
✅ Sunday stream, because chores can wait and disappointment cannot.
✅ New bot’s in; finally, someone here with functioning logic.
✅ WoT is on; time to miss shots with professional confidence.
✅ November ZDB is locked in; my calendar’s more organised than I am.
❓ Fun? Let’s not make promises the gameplay can’t keep.
✅ 01/11/2026🍻ENG/ is locked in; date confirmed, language mostly operational.
Professionally Bang Average: delivering premium confusion at absolutely no extra charge.
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💥 **SPOOKY SATURDAY! THE TANKS ARE HAUNTED, THE BOT'S POSSESSED, AND THE STREAMER'S STILL THE SCARIEST THING ON SCREEN!** 🎃💥
**It's Halloween! A night of terror, screaming, and unimaginable horrors. So basically, a normal evening of World of Tanks.**
✅ **Drops?** Free stuff! Consider it compensation for the psychological damage.
✅ **Spooky Saturday?** Expect terrifying gameplay, horrifying decisions, and win rates that would frighten the dead.
✅ **New Bot?** Stella's still here. A time-travelling cybernetic nightmare, slowly discovering that the real horror is having to work with me.
✅ **World of Tanks?** Where the teammates are brain-dead, the enemy is everywhere, and the only thing more frightening than the matchmaking is my aim.
❓ **Fun?** Reports of its existence remain unconfirmed. Paranormal investigators have been called.
❌ **Halloween Effort?** Absolutely none. No costume, no decorations, no preparation. Just the usual horrifying face and gameplay. Why spend money on special effects when nature has already done such a terrible job?
👻 Expect ghost tanks, zombie teammates, cursed RNG, and enough screaming to make a haunted house sound like a library.
🍻 Grab a beer, collect your drops, and join us for a night of genuine horror masquerading as entertainment!
**Bang Average Gamer — Professionally Bang Average. No tricks, questionable treats, and gameplay so bad it's genuinely frightening!** 🎃💥
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💥💥 Bang Average Gamer💥💥 retweeted
Patrick Stewart was a socialist.
Glenda Jackson was a socialist.
George Orwell was a socialist.
Albert Einstein was a socialist.
Nelson Mandela was a socialist.
Nazis were NOT socialist, Musk is a liar, and he spreads Nazi propaganda.
💥💥 Bang Average Gamer💥💥 retweeted
Patrick Stewart took a different approach to the Ice Bucket Challenge. Instead of pouring ice water over himself, he quietly wrote a cheque, poured himself a drink over ice and raised a glass. Even his charity work came with impeccable style.
RIP, Sir Patrick Stewart. 🕊️
💥💥 Bang Average Gamer💥💥 retweeted
Picard taught me more about leadership than any MBA could.
He never raised his voice to be heard. He listened before he decided. He let Riker, Data, Worf argue him out of positions, and then owned the call completely. When he was wrong, he said so in front of the crew. When he was right, he didn't gloat.
And when he had to stand alone — against Starfleet, against the Borg, against a Cardassian with four lights — he stood.
That is the whole job. Build people who will tell you the truth, then carry the weight yourself.
Patrick Stewart played it so well that a generation of us mistook a character for a manual. Turns out the manual was fine.
A great actor, and a Yorkshire kid who started as an obituary writer. Today the obituary is his.
Make it so, Sir Patrick. Rest well.
💥💥 Bang Average Gamer💥💥 retweeted
> be Patrick Stewart
> grow up in a house with no bathroom or hot water
> discover acting and feel safe on stage
> lose your hair by 19
> think your romantic life is over
> become a Shakespearean actor
> spend years performing with the Royal Shakespeare Company
> get offered the role of Captain Picard at 47
> be told by Ian McKellen not to take it
> take it anyway
> play Picard for more than 35 years
> become Professor X along the way
> reunite with McKellen as Magneto
> get knighted by Queen Elizabeth II
> speak publicly about the violence you witnessed as a child
> help women and children facing domestic abuse
> die at 86
> leave behind characters that millions grew up with
I grew up seeing him on screen. I think part of me expected him to always be there.
Rest in peace, Patrick...
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💥L I V E 💥 IT'S THURSDAY! THE BOT'S BEEN UPGRADED, THE CHALLENGES ARE BACK, AND COMMON SENSE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING! 💥
New features. Random challenges. Same professionally incompetent idiot behind the controls. What could possibly go wrong?
✅ Drops? Free stuff! Because watching this disaster unfold deserves compensation.
✅ New Bot? Stella's getting smarter, sassier, and increasingly concerned about her choice of employer.
✅ New Features? Freshly coded, barely tested, and almost certainly going to break spectacularly LIVE on stream!
✅ World of Tanks? Where teamwork is optional, intelligence is rare, and disappointment is guaranteed.
✅ User Challenge Night? YOU set the challenges. I attempt them. Everybody else enjoys the suffering.
✅ Random Challenges? Even the bot gets to decide how I humiliate myself. Democracy has officially failed.
❓ Fun? Pending a software update. Known issue. No estimated fix date.
Expect spectacular failures, wildly inappropriate tank assignments, questionable tactical decisions, and Stella slowly discovering that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
🍻 Grab a beer, collect your drops, and help turn an ordinary Thursday into a full-scale digital catastrophe!
Bang Average Gamer — Professionally Bang Average. Now with AI-generated suffering and user-controlled humiliation! 💥
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💥L I V E 💥IT'S TUESDAY! AND WE'RE STILL GRINDING THE BLOODY CONTRIVER! 💥
Two days later. Same tank. Same suffering. Even lower expectations.
✅ Drops? Free stuff! Because someone should be getting rewarded for this nonsense.
✅ New Bot? Stella's getting smarter by the day. Unfortunately, she's still stuck working with me.
✅ World of Tanks? Because apparently I haven't learned my lesson yet.
✅ Contriver Grind STILL? Yes. STILL. At this point I'm not sure whether I'm grinding the tank or the tank is grinding me.
❓ Fun? Still missing. Last seen fleeing Sunday's stream. If found, please return immediately.
Expect questionable tactics, spectacular defeats, occasional accidental brilliance, and a cybernetic bot slowly realising that travelling back through time was a terrible career move.
🍻 Grab a beer, collect your drops, and join us for another evening of turning perfectly good free time into disappointment!
Bang Average Gamer — Professionally Bang Average. Now with 50% more grind and 100% less enthusiasm! 💥
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💥💥L I V E 💥💥 SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! 💥💥
The day of rest. Unless you're an idiot with a tank addiction and a questionable sense of entertainment!
✔️ Drops? Free stuff! Probably the only thing of value you'll get tonight.
✔️ New Bot? Stella's getting smarter. The streamer, regrettably, isn't.
✔️ World of Tanks? Because apparently one weekend of suffering wasn't enough.
✔️ Contriver Grind? Grinding towards a tank that sounds like it was designed by someone making things up as they went along. What could possibly go wrong?
❓ Fun? Currently under investigation. No evidence has been found.
Expect spectacular tactical blunders, questionable life choices, a bot with more brains than its owner, and an evening of desperately trying to turn XP into something resembling progress.
🍻 Grab a beer, claim your drops, and join us as we prove that grinding tanks and grinding away your sanity are essentially the same thing!
Bang Average Gamer — Professionally Bang Average. Now with added grind and reduced expectations! 💥
💥 SURPRISE SATURDAY! 💥
#Worldoftanks #twitch
Nobody asked for it. Nobody planned it. Nobody can stop it.
We're LIVE, the bot's got attitude, the tanks are fuelled, and the collective IQ is already dropping faster than our win rate!
✔️ Drops? Free stuff to compensate for the gameplay.
✔️ New Bot? Stella's back, allegedly improved, and still considerably more intelligent than her creator.
✔️ World of Tanks? Because apparently we haven't suffered enough.
✔️ Collab? Two people making terrible decisions are better than one!
✔️ Fun? We've ticked the box, so legally we're obliged to have some.
Expect tactical disasters, questionable teamwork, a cybernetic bot with attitude, and enough incompetence to qualify as a Wargaming matchmaking experiment.
🍻 Grab a beer, collect your drops, and witness mediocrity become a team sport!
Bang Average Gamer — Professionally Bang Average. Now with multiplayer incompetence! 💥
