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Think your woman is sitting at home, staring out the window and counting the days until you return from your business trip? Oh, sweetheart… how adorable. 😂 Little do you know, she’s living her absolute best life!

Just realized we’re never gonna be able to play GTA 6 😭

That one temptation to get a full sleeve tattoo😭

Official ! It’s GTA 6, not the real life 🤯

Women have plenty of actors they find attractive. Tom Hardy, Timothée Chalamet, even Leonardo DiCaprio. But there's only one actor they truly love: the guy during the first two weeks of dating

Guys, one of the worst things you can say when giving your girl a gift is: “Of course you love it! Do you know how much it cost?” She doesn't give a shit how much it cost. It's about the feelings behind it. It's about you thinking of her, putting in the effort, taking the time to find something special, and wanting to make her happy. Making comments like that just makes her feel like you're buying her gifts out of obligation or because you have to, rather than because you genuinely wanted to see her smile.

Girls, men don't marry the clean girls who spend 24/7 making sure everything around them (and themselves) looks aesthetically pleasing. They marry the kind of girl who can pop open a beer bottle against the metal fence in his backyard on the first try, clink the bottom of her bottle against his bottle neck, and then laugh her ass off when he spills beer all over himself because he's a complete amateur.

Girls, who's in?

Don’t worry, guys. While you’re peacefully playing GTA 6, I’ll be having fun with your girlfriends on a girls’ trip 😛

Best Women's TV Series, Part 1 1 Desperate Housewives (2004) 2 Big Little Lies (2017) 3 Sex and the City (1998) 4 Devious Maids (2013) 5 Cougar Town (2009) 6 Mistresses (2013) 7 Why Women Kill (2019) 8 Lipstick Jungle (2008) 9 GCB (Good Christian Belles) (2012) 10 Little Fires Everywhere (2020) 11 Pretty Little Liars (2010) 12 Gossip Girl (2007) 13 Gilmore Girls (2000)

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Guys, don’t get too full of yourselves, though. You didn’t seriously think they were jealous of you, did you?)) The only dudes girls are actually jealous of are those random European gay guys on Reels who get more romance on some random Tuesday than our women get in three birthdays and two anniversaries💀

women really are secretly jealous of men.

Why do skinny girls worry more about looking fat than overweight women do?

that BBL is giving ass full of shit

Why nobody’s talking that season 2 is already out!?

She cared more about getting caught on camera than about cheating on her husband💀

you’re probably not finding love, because you’re the problem and God is protecting other people from you

And at the end of the day it's who shows up for you in your hard and traumatic times, not just the fun and easy moments