Act 2 of Revenge of the Nerds 3: The Spy Who Shagged Me For Chips has begun.
BREAKING: Nvidia, $NVDA, CEO Jensen Huang sends a company-wide email regarding his recently reported relationship with a Chinese spy.
Also, to start out of a garage means you have a house. Houses cost a lot of money. Pretty simple math. None of them started on a street corner or a studio apartment in the seediest part of town. Picket fences ass startups.
Every billionaire's "started in a garage" story conveniently skips the parental loans, elite connections, and safety nets. Bezos got $300k from his parents. Gates' mom sat on IBM's board. Musk's family owned an emerald mine. The garage is just aesthetics; the capital was inherited. Stop calling it self-made when it's generationally funded.
The only funny thing about this is that they got the nerdlinger with what nerds always chase but can never attain: women.
This is such a nerd story. Like, Milhouse was that hard up for a lay? The leather jacket actually DOESN’T get him play?
This sounds wack as fuck. Most people are tone deaf as fuck, too. Thankfully, I’ve never had spotify and get my music through other means.
There’s gonna be a looooot of shitty remixes….that I will not listen to. Feels good.
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"You made a big mistake, Skinner!"
"Well, so did you. You got an ex-Green Beret mad..."
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Aw, Marge, this is so depressing, my only hope is this homemade Prozac.
Hmm, needs more ice cream.
When money is on the line, it’s easy to go back to the original act. However, it’s actually double the effort to convince people. Hate to say it, Ron, but it might be too late.
That’s actually not her job. Almost looks like she should start maaaaybe looking for new work since she officially put herself on the chopping block.
I may be one of the few that enjoyed Washington in Tenet. Maaaybe his character wasn’t supposed to ooze charizma. You’re an agent going backwards; there’s no time to be super suave.
Couple of things here: one of the guys is named Islam and you already know racists are chomping at the bit. Secondly, I don’t think he can even pronounce half those names which is why he wrote it out.
And finally, the press meetings are gonna play out like Jerry Springer?
Trump: “I am pleased to announce that the Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States. I have requested that he bring with him assistants, even though some are not from our Country, of Islam Makhachev, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Justin Gaethje, Daniel Cormier, Amanda Nunes, and Kayla Harris. We need these people to defend us against the Lunatic Left. Dana will be a Press Secretary like none other. Dana, please take the job! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
