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Asymmetric advantage.

Australia
Joined April 2007
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There are 2 types of dudes in this world: 1. The guy who makes $5k/month freelancing, moves to Bali and sees his parents once a year 2. The guy who makes $100k/month, still lives in his hometown and has dinner with his parents most nights Don’t be the first guy
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They’re called “minorities” but I was the only white guy at Costco
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They don’t really care about us.
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How can one man have so many iconic photos 🇺🇸
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Dear @SecRubio, Australian far-left activist FriendlyJordies is currently hosting a comedy tour in the US. This is despite the fact that he described the United States as an ''enemy'' of Australia and tried to break into the joint US-Australia base at Pine Gap. Maybe time to end his comedy tour early.
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The car that used to be in my garage is currently in an Earth-Mars elliptical orbit and will be there for at least 10 million years
Elon Musk sending a Tesla into space remains one of the most iconic and entertaining moments in SpaceX history. 🚀😂
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Bro guided Xi Jinping like he was the guest lmao 😭
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Say what you want about Trump, but the man has incredible range
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Boomers with $10 million in the bank watching you study for 20 years only to be replaced by AI
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I genuinely believe that we shifted into an alternate reality after 2019. Time is different, people have changed, and things don’t feel the same. We now live in an eerie post-apocalyptic emotionless society reminiscent of black mirror. Call me crazy but I believe this.
COVID-19 wasn't 3 years ago It was 7 years ago
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UK migrants caught on camera with a duck they got from a park. "EATING THE PETS"
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Athens was very run down. Quite sad. Felt like a malnourished Istanbul or the part of Tel Aviv where Eritreans live.
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🚨 UK filmmaker Mark Christopher Lee claims he was contacted by a Trump administration insider who says President Donald Trump has already written a historic UFO disclosure speech confirming humanity is not alone. Lee initially said the speech was planned for a UN address, then later claimed the insider provided a specific date: July 8, 2026, tied to the Roswell anniversary.
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Banger
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Merry Christmas from President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania Trump 🇺🇸
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Goes unbelievably hard
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The new cover of TIME is 🔥
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Hulu has officially ordered a ‘PRISON BREAK’ reboot series The show is set in the same world but with a brand new cast (via: Variety)
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