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STL based comic.

Joined January 2012
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so many problems in DBZ could get solved if they would just jump these niggas
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Breaking a rail strike. Going easy on airline cancellations. The Southwest meltdown. Now the FAA computers are down. At a certain point, neoliberals need to come to terms that the DOT is not performing well.
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Last year Walgreens repeatedly sounded the alarm about shoplifting. But today, a Walgreens exec admitted that they might have “cried too much last year" about theft. What he didn’t acknowledge is that Walgreens is losing money because of billions in fines, not robbery. 🧵
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Mid Coast comedy returns tomorrow (and every Thursday) with @IamAaronNaylor @Kate_Unscripted @sadbtchjoos_esq @Barnesmostly at #centralstage in @GrandCenter. Doors 7pm. Show kicks off at 8pm. metrotix.com/events/detail/m…
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POV: You just got off the boat to Morrowind
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The Senate voted by a margin of 52-43 (five not voting) in favor of 7 sick days for railway workers, but 60 was needed to move forward, so it failed
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It's wild, nearly every challenge of the Biden administration had direct ties to @PeteButtigieg's disastrous tenure at the Department of Transportation. Huge backlogs at the ports, truck driver shortage, flight cancellations & pilot shortages and now a huge rail strike. FIRE HIM
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Someone took “slay queen” a bit too seriously…
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One of the ways white supremacy culture works in everyday life is through demanding civility at all times from people of color while actively oppressing and exploiting them.
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how tf are we going to the same hell as the queen over some tweets
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I need a girl who says “get a load of this guy” after I cum
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This bit was inspired by local dumbass @JaneDueker and her deranged tweets. I've been performing it for months, but since she's going to lose in tomorrow's primary, I might as well put it on Twitter while there is any reason for people to pay attention to her.
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Pelosi being asked if her husband ever insider traded today was literally the same thing as this classic Chappelle sketch... 😂😂😂
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FREE HIM
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if kurtz from heart of darkness was a real person he would make videos like this
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I’m losing my fucking mind right now, like I’m sorry but this is genuinely the funniest thing anyone could possibly say in a resignation speech
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Fireworks are very American because they fuck up soldiers with PTSD while claiming to honor them
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This is such a good fucking joke. Amazing.
You can tell that Wolverine is a Canadian character written by an American because his super power is healthcare
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Stop gaslighting yourself into the narrative you're burnt-out and exhausted AF from trying to survive these dark times when you're really lazy
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