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Secretaries, Admin desk officers, Uni Academic/Non-Academic staff, esp ones in offices that lot of people pass through or need key details, documentation or clearance from.
Basically any administrative role with high human traffic and discretionary power, the higher your need for their service, the more cooked you are if they for whatever reason, are having a bad day.
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My kid didn't like the food at another kid's birthday party once so I said "you can choose the food at your party but today is about [other child], not you" and three other moms looked at me like I shot a dog in front of them
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"Totochukwu" 😭😭😭
Shame on you @Odumodublvck_
You successfully ruined your career
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mind you this is a nigerian living in ilawe ekiti.
My mom is getting divorced at 62.
She asked if I could help her financially until she gets settled.
I offered to cover $1,200 in rent every month for six months.
She found an apartment she loves.
$3,000 a month.
Now she's asking if I can stretch my budget because she doesn't want to downgrade her lifestyle.
I make $115k a year.
Mortgage. Two kids. My own retirement to worry about.
I love my mother.
But at what point does helping your parents turn into financing a life you can't even afford yourself?
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This account presents fabricated first-person US stories; it was created in 2011, shows Nigeria signup data in records, and posted in April 2026 claiming to be 24 abroad returning "home," contradicting the $115k earner with mortgage and kids here.
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Barely two spoons into the food women cooked for you whenever you visit them and you're already hearing "So you're sleeping here tonight, right?"
Asake! Because of Ofada?!! Fear God now.
Me I'm going home o!
Women no sabi do things for God.
If a Nigerian gave this level and detail of feedback; they will be broke shamed and say “what do you know, you don’t have money”
“The Developer Wasn’t Thinking. This Elevator Is Something We Were Doing In America In The 1970s. It’s Outdated And No Longer Considered Modern. And Why So Much Glass, Glass, Glass? I Understand The Concept Of Trying To Look Modern, But It’s Not Necessary.” ~ American Real Estate Expert And Critic Reacts While Reviewing A $1.2 Million Mansion In Lagos. The Part Where He Said He Wouldn’t Even Get Into The Elevator Because He Didn’t Trust The Workmanship! And What He Said The Barbershop Section Inside The House. For a $1.2 Million Property, He Clearly Expected Much Better Design, Finishing And Quality.
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🔵🔴 Gabriel Jesus: “I like working under Hansi Flick. He gives confidence to all the players”.
“Playing alongside these players makes everything so much easier because they’re all incredibly talented”.
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I’m not exaggerating when I say Liverpool fans are the most stupid fanbase in mankind. I‘m so sure Bayern will swap their Lamborghini for a Honda
