@Battsby

Getting the banned back together.

Joined September 2011
I said to my wife; "These new scales are great. I can tell how much my poo weighs." Wife: "So you weigh yourself before and after and the difference is the weight of your poo?" Me; "Er, yeah, I guess you could do it that way."
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I think their wish should be granted. That’s the humane thing to do. Deport the lot.
Young Islamists gathering in UK and saying clearly that they don’t want to be part of British society. Send them home…
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Fucking planned invasion 😡
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Going out on the Rob tonight,on the list are remote control batteries, the lids off all your condiments, and all the "E" tiles from your scrabble sets....what would you steal/do to inconvenience people?
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I’m looking at Dolly at Glastonbury 2014 . Thousands of flags - thousands of really, really happy people. You know who you are who poisoned us. So do we.
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Tax collectors and officials enforcing British taxes were often tarred and feathered, had homes attacked, and forced to resign publicly. Most royal officials fled Patriot areas by 1776. After independence, many Loyalists faced property confiscation and about 60,000 emigrated to Canada, Britain or elsewhere.
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Burnham is basically the supply teacher of the supply teachers.
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Any one out there, crowd funding a GuyFawkes?
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Has Hannah Spencer had some very strange voice coaching, or is her speech due to a medical condition?
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Imagine you’re Putin looking at this shite
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It's going to get nasty, isn't it?
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YOU are the fascists. You always have been, but you are all too stupid to realise it.
🚨BREAKING: far right Restore Britain including fascist Patrick McGinnis have been chased out of Camden by Stand Up to Racism locals as they tried to leaflet for the Holborn & St Pancras by election #standuptoracism
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I remember having to study dead rats in biology lessons in school, I'd like to study all 650 MPs in a similar manner.
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You are now. Happy Saturday lads
🤖 Made with AI
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"We are not going to fix this by voting." This much is becoming more apparent by the day.
Restore campaigners getting attacked and having boiling coffee thrown over them while campaigning in Holborn and St Pancras. This is why we are not going to change things vial the ballot box. The left don’t believe in democracy. It’s a convenient mechanism to be exploited when it works in their favour, but otherwise they will distort it to suit themselves. We are not going to fix this by voting.
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Fuck off, George, you old soak. You know as well as we do that poll is a poll of predominantly Labour sympathisers.
The pendulum keeps swinging as more people recognise that Farage is false & Andy is the real deal!
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I did. And it's a banger. Now fuck off.
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Well, at least there is SOME pushback out there. Step it up, I say.
'We've become increasingly divided and polarised' Journalist and historian Taj Ali talks to @KamaliMelbourne about his new book 'Come what may, we're here to stay', focusing on his story of South Asian resistance in Britain.
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The mansion tax is a very socialist tax. Council tax is a tax to pay for the services provided by the local council, bin collections etc. The amount of rubbish tends to depend on how many people a house contains, not the value of the property. Thatcher's poll tax makes more sense
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Ignorant and ill-informed, this Hutton idiot deserves no credence.
Jim Ratcliffe has lost confidence in the world’s 3rd largest innovation economy with two fifths of Europes high growth young companies. Ignorant and ill-informed this tax exile deserves no air time bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm04…
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