Beancounter turned bean forecaster. MBA. Stimulants enjoyer, grooves appreciator. Systems thinker. Work in RX until I can buy and operate a tiki bar.
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Unfortunately we are pencils down right now. The bender is getting postponed to next week.
In 60 days nathan fielder and A24 are going to release a documentary about the white house during the 2026 midterms.
Attention:
I’ll be going on a bender this weekend. Any one interested in aiding, abetting, enabling, co-conspiring, participating in, provoking, observing, spectating, or facilitating is welcome to join.
Nothing to celebrate or mourn. I just want to abuse drugs and alcohol.
BeanForecaster retweeted
everyone is doing a pronouns/land acknowledgement bit but actually the fucking awesome thing is that a large part of why this sweep happened is we had a lot of really strong candidates that didn't lean into the woke 1.0 nonsense
10,000 years of bill clinton neoliberal abundance
BeanForecaster retweeted
The vote was rigged. Just really clear examples of fraud, especially coming from the South. I mean Texas? Mississippi? Are you serious?
That's the only explanation I can come up with for why a one loss Notre Dame team is #11.
International buddy from my MBA who no longer resides in US has strong opinions on the election results
The world is on the precipice of global thermonuclear war and yet private credit marks are unchanged
Cannot wait to watch nuclear winter unfold from my midtown office break room on the giant flat screen that normally plays Bloomberg 24/7.
Not now kitten, daddy forget it was the marathon today and took the Williamsburg bridge home on his recovery bike ride and is now stuck on the opposite side of the marathon from where he needs to be
We signed up as one of the apartments that kids in the building could stop at for trick or treating.
We haven’t gotten any kids so far but my doorman has been by three times in different fake moustaches.