Just a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude. Specializing in shit takes on all things MMA.

The Murder (MI)tten
Joined February 2018
JustADude retweeted
So obvious that there is no way the UFC does it.
The next fights to make for Lightweight and Welterweight 🔥
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Hardest thing to learn in MMA?
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Fixed it for me and mine
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JustADude retweeted
be the reason a new "safety" sign gets put up today 😎
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He needed that hug more than food in his belly.... That is someone's child 😭 this breaks my heart. And his kind eyes told his story. Humanity and kindness is what we need.
A homeless man approached a taco vendor in Ecuador asking for something to eat. Instead of taking his money, the vendor prepared a meal for him—and then realized that what he needed most wasn’t just food, but a warm hug. ❤️
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Questions people have been asking since before the written word
How are y’all keeping yourselves together with everything going on right now?
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The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this
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The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this
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Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving a-hole! Jon’s face was the best part. #MMATwitter
Damn, I guess Graple knows how it feels now 👀 #UFC331
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That’s called a raper. The frat boy in question is a raper. #DontDoRape
hey I don’t know who needs to hear this but clearly some of you do — forcing yourself on a woman too intoxicated to consent is heinous even if it wasn’t prosecuted in court. When you say it’s no big deal every woman here knows exactly wtf you are so just stfu.
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I would fuck this up. #EatWithG
Cornbread & Chili ♥️
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I watched the #ZuffaBoxing post-event press conference & one thing stood out. Boxing Media is LEVELS above MMA Media. No woke BS, no reporters with a 'speak truth to power' agenda, no antiDana/antiCompany bias. Just questions about the fighters & boxing. Night & Day difference.
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Really sucks UFC won’t let me help them out with their social media, whatever, I’m DM’ing them my meat, better that way probably.
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JustADude retweeted
I want to send $100 to someone who has never won before Just reply.
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My buddy's boy Cade is the singer/picker in the regionally famous #PalmettoKickers down in the swamps of North Florida. 🤘😠 #HowCountryShouldBe instagram.com/reel/DdAmEb0t_…
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they appeal to the Everyman! Salt of the earth guys milling around divorce court, in line for domestic violence counseling and choking on stale donuts sprinkled with whey protein powder at the Gambler’s Anonymous meeting.
One of the things I'll never understand is how Pat McAfee and Dave Portnoy became popular.
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Hey @grok roast my account.
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Shoot the ‘nut a follow if you wanna be in the know or whatever. You won’t be disappointed. Or you will. I don’t know either of you personally and you may just be at odds. Do it, or don’t. I’m not your dad. Just tryin’ to help. #MMATwitter #HesANut #SometimesUFeelLikeANut
2.3k followers reached, fuck yeah bro we keep growing, thank you 🙏 ❤️
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