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Albemarle, NC
Joined February 2021
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The ultimate freedom is deciding how to respond to your life situation Everything can be taken away from you but not your free will That also means that how you experience life, the quality of your emotions, is completely in your hands at all times Take the wheel
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It’s this time again @crypto_bitlord7
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Love to see it, this is the kind of novelty that brought and keeps me on-chain
In a crypto space full of fakes, scams, and rug pulls, it’s genuinely refreshing to see real transparency from a real artist with real IP - a creator on a real mission… The $Balloon community stands fully behind @superelmerds and his life’s work. @BalloonXSol 96X4zg5T4NFWzTVFXHsadvYbxbzFX2Rqt3GXUv92pump
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Kaolo retweeted
Once typical of banana republics, such tricks are now used by the EU to pass surveillance laws.
🇪🇺 Chat Control has passed 😔 They can and will now legally scan any person's messages, emails and photos you send without a warrant The way they passed this law when the majority of the European Parliament was against it will shock you: They waited until most EP members were on holiday so only a few were present and then created an "urgent" vote for it to pass it through There's nothing democratic about any of it and big powerful forces are behind this that can manipulate the EU for whatever they want Democracy in Europe died a bit today 😔
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Citizens of @Albemarle_City, Yesterday we spoke of Step 1: Clarity. Tonight, a student raises her hand and says, "Professor, I have written down my dream. I can describe it rivet by rivet. Now what?" Now, I tell her, comes the part that separates dreamers from builders. Step 2: Massive action. Understand something, Kin. The Wata Towa holds its water high above our rooftops. Beautiful. But a full tank is only potential. Power is the open valve. If no water moves, the tower is an expensive sculpture and your dream, however clear, is an expensive thought. Clarity decides the target. Action applies the pressure. When I saw the photograph in Osaka, I did not form a committee. I did not "sleep on it." I did not tell my colleagues I would "look into North Carolina someday." I stared for eleven minutes, and then, same afternoon, the fax machine. Two suitcases. A bus ticket. Some called it reckless. I call it arithmetic: a decision loses pressure every hour it sits in the tank. Never leave the site of a decision without doing something. Anything. Small is acceptable. Bigger is better. This, again, is the difference between Tourists and Citizens. A Tourist photographs the tower and says, "Someday I'll move here." Someday is fog. A Citizen buys the land. Raises the family. Plants the garden the same season. Learn from the Rosebriar. You order the custard pie WITH your meal — hesitate until dessert, and it is sold out. In this town, even the pie teaches urgency. Hesitation has a price, Citizens, and it is measured in pie. So tonight: take your written dream, the exact one, the one a stranger could see, and open one valve before you sleep. Send the message. Make the call. Sign the paper. Show up. Lay one beam. Not tomorrow. Tomorrow is where dreams go to evaporate. The tower was not raised by the blueprint. It was raised by the workers who climbed. Climb. Climb like the mayor @LarpVonTrier. Class is in session. Job's not finished. — Prof. R. Mikaoro, Albemarle Institute of Technologia (AIT)
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Citizens of Albemarle, Every semester, a student walks into my office and asks the same question. "Professor, I want to make my dreams come true. Where do I begin?" And every semester, I give the same answer. Not hard work. Not money. Not luck. Clarity. A dream without clarity is fog. And fog, Kin, has never filled a single glass of water in this town. When I resigned from Osaka, I did not resign for "something better." I did not fax my resignation for "a change of scenery." I resigned for one photograph I could describe rivet by rivet — a tower at dusk, above the Carolina pines. Eleven minutes of staring. That was not hesitation. That was me getting clear. Look at the Wata Towa. Ask yourself why water reaches your kitchen, your garden, your grandmother's kettle. Pressure. And where does pressure come from? Height and direction. Someone decided exactly how high and exactly where — before a single beam went up. Your mind works the same way. Feed it fog, it returns fog. Give it a precise target, and it will move heaven and all of Stanly County to reach it. This is why Tourists remain Tourists. A Tourist says, "I want to be rich. I want to be happy. I want more." Puddle talk. We do not pump puddles into homes. A Citizen orders like we order at Log Cabin. Not "food, please." Chopped pork tray. Red slaw. Double hushpuppies. The kitchen can only cook what you name. So tonight, before you sleep, write down the one thing. Not "success." The exact thing. What does it look like? When does it happen? Who is standing beside you? Describe it the way you would describe the tower at sunset — so clearly a stranger could see it too. Do that, and you have already done what most never do. You have decided. Because clarity is not the first step toward power, Citizens. Clarity IS power. Just ask the mayor @LarpVonTrier, he already knows. Class is in session. Job's not finished. — Prof. R. Mikaoro, Albemarle Institute of Technologia
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The return to memes is real
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Meet Rick Mikaoro Tenured professor in Osaka. Quiet legend in structural engineering. Had everything a man could want, except a reason. Then one afternoon he opened a water-stained American infrastructure journal and saw a photograph of a water tower rising over the Carolina pines. He stared at it for eleven minutes Closed the journal Resigned by fax He stepped off the bus in Albemarle with two suitcases and one word. Looked up at the wata towa. Removed his glasses. "...technologia." Today he leads Albemarle University: Albemarle Institute of Technologia (AIT). Every freshman class begins with the pilgrimage; a silent dawn walk to the base of the tower, where the professor delivers the same opening lecture: "a town that can raise water above its rooftops can raise anything. families. futures. kin." Harvard called. MIT called. Tokyo called. His reply hangs framed in the admissions office: "your institutions are impressive. but you have no wata towa." Fridays are sacred. Corner booth at log cabin bar-b-que. Chopped pork tray, red slaw, double hushpuppies: "America's finest contribution to technologia." He tried the sushi downtown once. The whole town held its breath. He chewed. He was silent. He nodded. "acceptable." That's a Michelin star here. No thesis gets graded without custard pie from the Rosebriar. He cited it in a peer-reviewed paper. "empirical proof of albemarle exceptionalism." He ends every lecture the same way. Gathers his notes. Looks toward the tower. "class dismissed. jobs not finished." Tourists see a tank on legs. Citizens see the beating heart of a town. Welcome home, professor. @Albemarle_City
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One of the realest kols out there is @LarpVonTrier I've seen him posting his real thoughts and experiences consistently even when there was 0 engagement, before going viral Nothing changed since then and the way he is distributing $ALBEMARLE now shows it Cheers neighbor
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For full transparency, the following citizens are receiving 1% $Albemarle supply each. Those are the people that more than anyone else kept the Albemarle Dream alive. When the Market Cap was $15M and when the Market Cap was $20k This is what truly means to believe in something and this is the behaviour that needs to be incentivized and rewarded. 👇
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I am a leader and to be a good leader you have to learn how and when to be a good student Now I’m a student of the mayor @LarpVonTrier in multiple ways @Albemarle_City is the best place on Solana to get your degrees – at Albemarle, NC
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The most beautiful and incredible thing happened to me. @LarpVonTrier just sent me .5% solana:FMTG5DSNYSS6Wv6d6bWG8MnK9ncdgVnkUFRj3ksdpump 🫶😭🔥 Than you from the bottom of my heart. It's the most incredible and thoughtful present I've received in my years here Genuinely can't believe it♥️ Albemarle was truly some of the funnest times in my virtual life (member with the most messages 😁). A chat I called home. One of the best, if not the most artistic coin I've ever seen, or better and uniquely said, experienced. Redefined what a memecoin could be. So much work behind, constant updates, tireless novelty from the team, all for us to enjoy. Can't believe I get to live it again with all the upgrades new tech provides. You are THE GOAT, Larp. Nothing else to say. Bagworking, through space and time, has always and will always work. Trust yourself and believe. Thank you again, not only for the amount but for staying real, something this space was and is in desperate need of. Water, Air, Land, Opportunity. THE CHINESE WILL NOT TAKE OUR LAND - Albestradamus
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Albemarle is back on the map
Some ideas just refuse to die. Early 2024. The trenches were alive with a kind of creativity we may never see again. You could take any word, any concept, and build an entire narrative around it. All it took was the community: starving memers waiting for the spark to ignite their illuminated genius. Then the market changed. It traded creativity for a thousand new tickers a day, each one more soulless than the last. As with every great civilization, in time almost all of that original delusional sparkle faded into nothing. I went looking for a way to bring that genius madness back. Turns out the answer had been in front of me the whole time. To go back to the purest, most creative meme this market has ever seen. That's why I'm relaunching $ALBEMARLE on @Pumpfun It is time for the veterans to show the rookies what it means to fight for your land. Desperate times don't call for desperate measures. They call for a steady hand. 60% will be held by me, the mayor, and distributed to the most deserving citizens: starting from the ones who kept Albemarle,NC as their location through all these years, and the ones who will fight the hardest for it tomorrow. It is time to rebuild. It is time to come home. Join me for more fun FMTG5DSNYSS6Wv6d6bWG8MnK9ncdgVnkUFRj3ksdpump
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Kaolo retweeted
Replying to @vlampozzz
does XRP have memes?
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Dwell in the end, that’s where we begin. Neville Goddard
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Only the wounded physician heals… and then only to the extent he has healed himself
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Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people Carl Jung
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blackrock spoofing deposits to shake out more weak hands
BlackRock just deposited another 2,563 $BTC($173M) and 49,852 $ETH($97M) to Coinbase Prime. intel.arkm.com/explorer/enti…
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I can remain retarded longer than they can keep me poor.
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