Bedside Cheese

Playing CoD nowadays makes me finally understand McQueen at the beginning of Cars 3

Finding a soft whopper in your box of whoppers is like stepping on a leaf with no crunch. Day ruining

Just learned Pixy Stix got discontinued 3 years ago, and I am devastated

Recently I've been relating to chicken little more and more. Indeed, the sky is falling.

Sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I were a water moccasin, then I realize how stupid that sounds, but then I remember how cool water moccasins are

You ever just look up at the stars and wonder why one of them is slowly getting closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and cl

Kilometers aren't real. They were made by the Europeans to sell more speedometers.

Everytime I get spited, I don't act on it. No, I keep it mentally jarred to eventually use said spite to go out in a blaze of glory in a death by Amazon drone shootout with a old jailbroken Comcast remote in the year 2053 after one minor inconvenience finally sets it all off.

I must keep going... because I know mike would

Only getting 4hrs of sleep and having to face another 12hr shift. Please save me caffeine gods

Y'know, I'm never really the kind to get angry at games, but damn do I get so pissed at what supposed to be a children's party game. I say this as if I don't always go back to it daily like a Stockholm victim. Nothing but pain has been experienced upon seeing the elite screen.

Having so little sleep makes your thoughts project at a 45 degree angle. Makes thinking a workout by putting your brain in the dbz gravity chamber. I'd like to imagine it gives me stronger thoughts, but it just gives memory loss

A hiatus of posting nonsense has been had... now to find more stuff to fill the void that is my existence

I did a thing today, it made me glad. Walking in the rain felt a little less ass... just a little

How it feels to win a 6 man bracket after a month+ hiatus

sometimes the rain hits harder on a cloudless night

mario baseball

I need blue light glasses. My brittle eyes be waterin' looking at funny moving color rectangles