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Built to play. Not to pet. Enter for a chance win! Follow and repost with #XbiteSweepstakes for a chance to win the one-of-a-kind playable XBOX Series X-BITE. No Purchase Necessary. US/DC/PR 18+. Ends on 11/10/26. Rules: xbx.lv/4Aa9IUP
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This clip of the Lindsay Clancy juror has made the rounds. I have a different take.
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At a gym in Texas, a bodybuilder with arms like tree trunks offered me a scoop of neon-pink powder. "You want a shot? Dry scoop it." A samurai does not refuse an offering of strength in a foreign hall. "I accept the elixir," I said. I dumped the raw pre-workout powder directly onto my tongue. It tasted like pure chemicals and compressed lightning. My lungs instantly begged for air, but a samurai never coughs before a challenger. I swallowed hard, forced a tranquil nod, and said, "A delicate berry note." The giant blinked in disbelief. "Dude... that’s three hundred milligrams of caffeine with zero water. You didn't even flinch." He roared to the room. "He dry-scooped the Psycho-Juice with a straight face! He's an absolute warlord!" Five massive lifters surrounded me, beating their chests and chanting my name. I stood there, my vision flashing in ultraviolet, my heart hammering like a war drum against my ribs. I have never felt more focused. I have never needed a cardiologist more.
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I approve of this (temporary) use of AI
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Save the New Stargate Series: Let Martin Gero Build the Future of the Franchise! - Sign the Petition! c.org/RSytXjmccZ via @Change
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To Help Keith Fight Leukemia, gofund.me/94d7379d6 , I have (poorly) made some footage of ways he helps others. Today, I want to show how Keith not only protects others, but helps them improve themselves. Thank you to everyone who shares the link, donates, or just sends some positive thoughts or prayers to him and his family. Every bit helps!
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Grok Imagine prompt: A vibrant cartoon in the style of Ren and Stimpy featuring the Philadelphia Eagles mascot, a fierce green-feathered eagle with sharp talons, chasing the Denver Broncos mascot, a spirited orange and blue horse, across a bustling football field
🤖 Made with AI
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We are asking for the public's help identifying this person of interest in connection with the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk at Utah Valley University. 1-800-CALL-FBI Digital media tips: fbi.gov/utahvalleyshooting
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Happy 4th of July!!
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“Untruths” isn’t a word. Why not call me a liar and disparage me? Unless it’s because all the information I stated is from numerous law enforcement investigations and has mountains of evidence
Statement from the Buffalo Public Schools
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The “untruths” are facts presented by a active Buffalo PD SVU detective. Buffalo public schools deleted video evidence of an attempted child abduction, did not inform the child’s parents, and is deliberately obstructing the police investigation. youtu.be/4WxAfnpqvhQ?si…
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This video is 6m 27s long but it’s a Portnoy masterpiece and it deserves your undivided attention. Unbelievable thing he just did for this pizza place. 🫡
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OK - I am tired of all the partisan bickering on here so let me make this very clear: In a hypothetical battle between Godzilla and a Giant Turkey, several factors would come into play: ### **Size and Scale:** - **Godzilla**: Known for his towering size, typically ranging from 50 to 100 meters tall, depending on the film or depiction. He's a massive beast with a history of battling other giant monsters. - **Giant Turkey**: For this scenario, let's assume the turkey scales up proportionally to match Godzilla. If it's as tall as Godzilla, this turkey would be an unprecedented size, but its shape and physiology would differ significantly from Godzilla's. ### **Strengths:** - **Godzilla:** - **Atomic Breath**: His signature weapon, capable of causing massive destruction. - **Durability**: Godzilla has shown resilience against nuclear blasts and other catastrophic attacks. - **Physical Strength**: Can lift and throw other giant monsters or buildings. - **Giant Turkey:** - **Flight**: If it can fly at its giant size, it could potentially evade Godzilla's attacks. - **Beak and Claws**: While not as formidable as Godzilla's, if scaled up, they could be lethal in close combat. - **Speed**: Turkeys are fast for their size; if this trait scales, the Giant Turkey could use speed to its advantage. ### **Battle Scenario:** - **Initial Encounter**: The Giant Turkey might attempt an aerial assault, using its size to swoop down on Godzilla. However, Godzilla's dorsal plates might deter direct attacks. - **Combat Tactics**: - **Godzilla**: - Would likely use his atomic breath to try and incinerate or at least damage the Giant Turkey. The heat could potentially cook the turkey, affecting its performance. - Physical attacks would aim to ground the turkey, making it easier to engage in direct combat. - **Giant Turkey**: - Might focus on hit-and-run tactics, using its speed to circle around Godzilla, pecking or clawing when possible. - Its size could allow it to cause significant physical disruption if it manages to knock Godzilla off balance or into buildings. - **Environmental Factors**: - In an urban setting, the turkey could use buildings for cover or to ambush Godzilla. - In open terrain, Godzilla's range advantage with his atomic breath would be more pronounced. ### **Outcome:** - **Godzilla's Advantages**: His sheer power, resilience, and the atomic breath give him significant advantages. Godzilla has fought and defeated many giant creatures, many of whom had unique abilities. - **Turkey's Challenges**: While large, a turkey isn't naturally built for combat like Godzilla. Its primary weapons (beak and claws) might not penetrate Godzilla's tough hide easily, and its flight might be limited by its size or the damage it sustains. Given these considerations, **Godzilla would likely have the upper hand** in this battle. His experience with other giant monsters, combined with his devastating atomic breath, would probably be too much for even a Giant Turkey to handle. However, the turkey could potentially provide a spectacle of a fight by using unconventional tactics, making for an entertaining, albeit ultimately one-sided, match.
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It's sadly being drowned out by election coverage, but subway hero Daniel Penny is on trial right now in New York for protecting passersby from a dangerous maniac. Today, bombshell evidence went public for the first time: Even though Penny is facing decades in prison for supposedly choking Jordan Neely to death, Neely in fact still had a pulse when police arrived, and only actually died well after Neely was separated from him. Neely must be acquitted immediately, and then compensated by the New York government for this travesty. dailymail.co.uk/news/article…
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This is f*cked up. The Canadian government is helping people commit suicide. They started with the terminally ill. Now they're about to help depressed 20-year-olds end their lives. Here's all you need to know about this horrifying new reality: 🧵
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Chris Beebie retweeted
Windows blue screen of death happening in these countries right now
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Make his finest asset yours Follow & Repost with #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X console & 2 Cheeky Controllers designed by Deadpool.‌ Ages 18+. Ends 8/11/24. Rules: xbx.lv/4cxoA4B @Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26
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Repost if you really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really want a custom gaming pc PowerGPU.com
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Ligma Johnson had it coming 🍆 💦
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Musk is making a joke here. The two people are hoaxsters who pretended to be laid off employees. nypost.com/2022/10/28/pra… theverge.com/2022/10/28/234… knowyourmeme.com/memes/ligma
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