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Birdland
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Fact: the Orioles front office is one trillion times better at running a baseball team than 100% of Twitter.
The left field seats at OPACY should be the cheapest seats in the stadium because you’re farthest from the field. This front office, however, is more focused on squeezing as much money out of fans as they possibly can.
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CC: @Ravens
Khalil Mack is a likely trade candidate from the Chargers after their 0-4 start, per @AdamSchefter.
Mack, who’s on an $18 million expiring contract, has three sacks in four games.
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Craig Albernaz went from “oh nice, a younger manager with cool shoes and a cute family” to “ah, this guy is not great at his job” to “I wish Craig was not the manager of this team” to “fuck Craig Albernaz and his boyfriend on twitter” in like 8 months
Fascinating stuff. Love it.
Albernaz was touted as coming from the “Vogt coaching tree in Cleveland”
Vogt’s team today left the bases loaded multiple times and got shutout at home, striking out 12 times.
Sound familiar?
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Pushback from players led to the Red Sox eventually severing ties with Driveline this year, according to @Sean_McAdam.
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The Chicago White Sox went 41-121 in 2024. They have more playoff wins this season (2) than the Orioles have in the Mike Elias era (0). The Sox hadn’t won a playoff series since winning World Series in 05. Orioles haven’t won a playoff game since 14
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Shout out to Aaron Boone for treating the best pitcher in the American League like the best pitcher in the American League and not some worried grandma’s favorite porcelain doll. 117 pitches is a man letting another man do his job.
The White Sox, who had 3 100 loss seasons in a row, just won a playoff game.
Something the Orioles still haven’t done.
Orioles to remove 2,000 seats from LF upper deck to convert into social space bit.ly/4rEyzgv
Injuries, bad luck, and excuses. That’s what Baltimore does baby!
So Gunnar Henderson was battling with a wrist injury all season and the best solution you could come up with is to bat him 3rd every day? #birdland
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Calling the Pen: Elias starts the Orioles’ offseason with an error dlvr.it/TVhCmY #Orioles
This Orioles team is finishing last and missing the playoffs in a year where any successful team could make the playoffs.
Imagine being this bad at your job, but being allowed to keep it.
Once again, this isn’t just a former player saying this; it’s one of the best defensive shortstops in MLB history. Wouldn’t be saying this if it wasn’t true about the clubhouse.
