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Alex Wilson

@BeerBore5000

Craft beer enthusiast, Scotland rugby fan and occasional poster of pro wrestling nonsense (though follow me at @fackenboolshet for that)

 East Kilbride, Scotland
Joined July 2011
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powerful wizerd (@powerfulwizerd) profile picturepowerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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kiesha
@kiesha9iOct 26
Randim Guy at the Park "Pit bull, right?" "What?" "You're dogs are pit bulls. Right?" "No they're not pit bulls." "They look just like pit bulls 🤷‍♂️" The pit bulls in question:
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Laura Marston@Kidfears99Oct 26
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TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZOct 26
Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years 💔 tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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Cufflinks a bit over the top
FC Bayern München (@FCBayern) profile pictureFC Bayern München
@FCBayernOct 26
So proud 🥺 @HKane
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Replying to @colder_sarcasm
Those kittens won't drown themselves.
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Cold War Steve
@coldwarsteveOct 25
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Joe Fae Glesga@joe_yer99Oct 23
Dad, what was it like growing up in the 80s in Pollok ? - Like this hen, exactly like this.
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Rob B@RobBfromDerbyOct 23
“Nobody expects the Islamo-communists…”
Liz Truss (@trussliz) profile pictureLiz Truss
@trusslizOct 23
Too many on the Right are naive about the nature of the left. The Left is being dragged towards Islamo-communism. They are a threat to our country.
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BRYN_BORANGA@BRYN_BORANGAOct 22
I shave my pubes but keep my arse hair unkempt. they call it the thinking man's skullet
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Scott Wortley@Scott_WortleyOct 19
Think of all the anarchists you've ever heard about Like Kropotkin and Proudhon, cats and mink There are lots of funny anarchists in all this world But have you ever seen a rioter that is pink? Think! An anarchist that's positively pink Well here he is, the pink panther
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quite literally the most skillfully designed quote tweet I have ever seen
Christopher Probert (@tophe_probert) profile pictureChristopher Probert@tophe_probertOct 15
Hi, sorry to call at such short notice but our sketch artist has fallen ill, was wondering if you could step in, it says on your profile that you do sketch work... Well I normally only draw Giraffes but I guess how hard can it be, sure I'll do it.
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Simon Harris
@SimonHarrisMBDOct 5
Oh mate …
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Man City's twitter admin right now
Manchester City (@ManCity) profile pictureManchester City
@ManCitySep 30
Happy Birthday to Sun Jihai 🩵
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BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsSep 29
'Quantity of petrol' but no explosives found in three vehicles near RAF Fairford bbc.in/4xWu5nc
One of the five men arrested near RAF Fairford called 999 himself

One of the five men arrested near RAF Fairford called 999 himself

He made the call almost an hour before a farmer also called police after seeing men in balaclavas.

bbc.com
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Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseSep 25
Ed Sheeran’s upcoming shows at Robert Kraft’s Gillette Stadium have been cancelled due to bad weather.
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Paul Bronks
@SlenderSherbetSep 24
"I don't fucking think so"
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Grace vs BABYBOO@graceyldnSep 25
Fuck me, that was fast!
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Grace vs BABYBOO (@graceyldn) profile pictureGrace vs BABYBOO@graceyldnSep 25
Haven’t got any Oasis tickets so I’m going to get an Etsy witch to curse Man City
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maggie thatcher gone but not forgotten ❤️
Christopher Moore (@TheAuthorGuy) profile pictureChristopher Moore@TheAuthorGuySep 22
Now that a little time has passed, the tears have dried, and we've been reminded of her good heart and kind deeds, I think we are remiss if we don't mention that she had bodacious gazongas.
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