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Joined January 2009
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Dear LSU nation, I know you’re hurting, but remember that you’re still paying Brian Kelly $750,000 a month. Hope this helps.
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“Well, Rece, we strongly believe in 5-7 Texas A&M’s body of work, enduring the grueling SEC gauntlet boosted by your network, so that’s why they got into the CFP field as the 24-seed ahead of 10-2 Duke.”
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OL was bouncing his shit off the turf like Hot Sauce in an AND1 tournament
Breaking: Cowboys rookie Caleb Downs is in concussion protocol, coach Brian Schottenheimer announced.
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Lamar Jackson coming back from injury
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Brian Kelly hearing the news that the Florida State job is open nitter.cf/BlondeBigot11/status/1…
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👑𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃👑 🏆 First Senior World Champ in Program History 🏆 First 65KG American World Champ in 20 Years The champ has a name and his name is BOWEN WILLIAM BASSETT. Everything earned. #ALLINALLTHETIME #Hokies 🦃
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Josh Hart so unserious lmaooo. Scuffle going on and he fake squared up on Pistons assistant coach Jarrett Jack and SCARED the sh*t out of him 😂😂
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Wrestling legend Ric Flair returned to the same bar the following day after a bloody fall left him hospitalised
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Parity: An SEC Horror Story presented by: @renasant
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America’s largest college marching band. From 90 students in 2022 became the storm of 600 students we know today. The Falcon Marching Band presents “STORM II”
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Its really hard not to root for the brewers after this #brewers #mlb #worldseries #postseason
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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Falcons better not get any ideas
The #Bears will give out fake mustaches to all fans Thursday night ahead of their game vs. the #Patriots as part of their plan to honor former player and coach Mike Ditka, who died earlier this month, per @SunTimes. Tonight is Chicago’s first home game since Ditka's passing.
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Naming my Mets fan son Wade Tilnextyear
Knicks fans named their baby “Knickson Fyve” 🥹🔥 (via knicksonfyve/ig)
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The James Madison fan who said he'd eat the poop if the Dukes lost to App has deleted his account. We know how this ends.
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PSA: This beer box is a Halloween costume. Directions are printed right on it. You’re welcome. 🔪🍻
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Christian McCaffrey's grandpa was the fastest man on Earth, and at the 1960 Olympics he was quietly helping the CIA try to flip a Soviet athlete. That's the family tree behind this jersey swap, and the rest of it is even better. His name was Dave Sime. He showed up at Duke on a baseball scholarship as a premed kid, taught himself to sprint by reading every track book in the library, and in 1956 he tied the world record in the 100-yard dash. Sports Illustrated called him the world's fastest human and put him on the cover. At the Rome Olympics he lost the 100 meters in a photo finish and took silver. On that same trip he was working on getting a Soviet long jumper to defect. Pro baseball teams wanted him and the Detroit Lions drafted him, but he went to med school and spent his career in Miami doing more than 10,000 eye surgeries. Then his youngest daughter Lisa went to Stanford to play soccer and fell for a wide receiver named Ed McCaffrey. Ed played 13 years in the NFL and won three Super Bowls, the first one with the 49ers. Ed and Lisa had four boys, and all four played big-time college football. Max played receiver at Duke, the same school where his grandpa set records. Christian was the Heisman runner-up at Stanford. Dylan played QB at Michigan. Luke, the youngest, was a quarterback at Nebraska who transferred to Rice, switched to receiver, and got drafted 100th overall in 2024. Three of them made the NFL. Christian had played with or against every brother except Luke, which is why he said going into Monday that this game would complete the cycle. Luke has one thing on his famous brother too. He ran a 4.47 forty at the 2024 combine, and Christian ran a 4.48 back in 2017. So the fastest McCaffrey brother, by one hundredth of a second, is the kid who spent most of college playing quarterback. The 49ers won 23-17 and Christian punched in two touchdowns. After the whistle Luke was already out of his Commanders jersey while Christian pulled off the one with the captain's C. The man who said no to the Lions ended up grandpa to three NFL players. He died in January 2016, before any of them had played a down.
Very cool for Christian and Luke McCaffrey to swap jerseys at the end of MNF. First game they've ever played in together.
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This is what AI was invented for Mormons vs Catholics:
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