Matt Turpin

Michael Gove is an anagram of 'vag-hole mice' . This makes me so happy I could cry.

Watching Lambrini ads in the commercial breaks during Deal or No Deal, seriously considering getting some. Must.....find....work.

I'm is now on Twitter. As a Luddite, this will be clumsily done. It will be about Beestonia. I'll probably forget about it within a week.