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A perfectly NORMAL a/c for sharing choice quotes from @beefanddairy while enjoying our great nation's rail network. What exactly is 'weird' about that, Helen?

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Joined April 2022
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22-Jan-23 • Episode 92 I felt such guilt that a convicted serial killer had been freed because of a mistake I'd made. You can only begin to imagine the relief I felt when he killed again and went back to prison.
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I don't think they have heard the podcast, or they'd be rethinking their Friday headliner. #alittlebitmorechapelgoin
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The organisers of Reading and Leeds must have heard the podcast. Every teenager’s favourite Fred Durst added to this year’s lineup.
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🎶It’s pie way Pie way or the pieway🎶 Episode 119 • February 2025
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🎶 That’s life (that’s life) That’s what all the people say You’re the oldest milkman in April, but what of May… 🦛 🥛 🇨🇱
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The only thing I pass on the left-hand side is a piping hot gravy boat.
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For 10% off your first order of Beef Boost Hippo Hormones, simply use the code MILKMYHIPPO.
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Take a moment today to think back across the major news stories from the beef and dairy world in 2024. We couldn't cover them all here but we gave it a good go: open.spotify.com/episode/3sh…
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Happy Beefhead! MAY THE JUSTICE OF BIRDS PREVAIL
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Like watching a runaway train made of beef.
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Spotify Unwrapped for those involved, or just interested, in the production of beef animals and dairy herds.
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Aylesbury, you say? 🤔
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Looking forward to hearing this message ringing out (in a Deep South accent) from the pulpit at St Catherine’s, Bromley this evening.
As we enter advent, think about this: maybe we need a little less Chappell Roan, and a little more chapel goin'. Just something to mull over. 🙏🏼
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Pics of Newcastle station’s Greggs and quotes from @beefanddairy are also available at the 🦋 place that rhymes with coo pie if you want your quotes and pics less tainted by the offal of doom.
Would a gorilla’s arse have nipples?
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Would a gorilla’s arse have nipples?
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Say ‘Hello’ to my little friend, who just happens to be the Christ child.
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For those interested in the current news about the passing on of family farms through inheritance - we touched on this back in August 2022 in our episode "Squandered Inheritance" when we spoke to Bovine Farmers Union outreach officer Rosemary Tongs. maximumfun.org/episodes/beef…
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I'll take my rich beef sausages HOT TO GO!
New episode out today! The Lord is your shepherd? Not at St Catherine's in Bromley he isn't. Featuring: @matthewcrosby as Rev Hillary Block ⛪ Tom Burgess as Father Simon Featherby ✝️ @mmaarrow as the Bible📕 @LinneaSage as the voice of Mitchell's 🇺🇸 maximumfun.org/episodes/beef…
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Thank you for the kind words about this ep- I loved writing it and getting some comedy royalty in along with me. As well as this star, of course
had the honour of writing the Halloween episode of my favourite podcast. All star cast. Dare you? X
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Episode 115 • 30-Oct-24 I don’t think that’s part of God’s plan, darling.
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