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Your new fridge now needs a $14.99-a-month "Chill Plus" plan to keep food cold. Miss one payment and it locks the cheese drawer. Your 2009 fridge held 34 degrees for 15 years and never once asked for a credit card.
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Mom tried to bite the stegosaurus nugget into a T. rex. The 2-year-old studied it and ruled it "a broken one," a separate species banned from the tray since July.
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Some Chicagoans love their mayor so much they signed his petition twice, in the exact same handwriting, on the exact same smudge.
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Hochul taxes every wing at a Buffalo sports bar during the Bills game. By the fourth quarter, the bar has moved to Florida. 🍗🚚
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Wanted communist dictator flees a Florida warrant for the one American city that already runs like Havana.
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U-9 soccer parents have finalized the snack rules: 14 themed items, nut-free, gluten-aware, with color-coordinated napkins. The kids wanted orange slices.
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Caption this. Best reply gets pinned. Setup: Kamala Harris, the day before Election Day, explaining to Georgia voters which day Election Day is.
Caption this. Best reply gets pinned. Setup: Kamala Harris, the day before Election Day, explaining to Georgia voters which day Election Day is.
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A Michigan Democrat endorsed the Republican for Senate two days before Election Day.
The DNC says the ankle monitors come off Wednesday, once everyone has voted correctly.
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It's not ballot stuffing. It's a potluck.
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Democrats spent $4 million on an ad warning you about artificial intelligence. The sweet grandma starring in it is six toasters in a cardigan.
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Florida Democrat Angie Nixon floated toward Cuba on an inflatable flamingo to see for herself whether it's a dictatorship. Halfway there, she passed a raft full of Cubans paddling the other way. Her findings: inconclusive.
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Iowa Democrat Josh Turek went looking for the southern border with five huskies, a pith helmet and a DNC map marked "Here Be Dragons." On day 19 he found it, planted a flag and claimed it for the Democrats. Border Patrol asked him to move his dogs.
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Democrats Warn Federal Election Monitors May Intimidate Voters By Watching
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Washington Post Election-Denial Tracker Crashes After Intern Feeds It The Paper's 2016 Archive
The first 7,000 results all had bylines.
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