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Chicago, IL
Joined September 2008
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Temporarily forgot the name of One Battle After Another and had to call it “Much Ado About Lots of Battles”
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my wife just opened our fridge, burped into it, then closed the door and walked away
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had a dream last night where I was taking a college course taught by michael fassbender but he stopped teaching the course because he went insane trying to invent the world’s greatest drum beat
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democracy dies in darkness
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can confirm
dudes will literally be 39 years old
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Overheard a guy ordering pasta ask the waitress “Can you tell me which ones are noodles and which ones are shapes?”
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apes together are lowkey goated when being strong is the vibe
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Forget EGOT. I’m going for a CHONK: Clio Heisman Trophy Oscar Nebula Kids’ Choice Award
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All girl cats are Nancy Sinatra and all boy cats are Bugs Bunny and I will not be taking questions
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sorry but if Uber is sending you a Tesla the app should give you detailed instructions on how to operate the door handles
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the enemy of my enemy is a bunch of fucking snakes
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NFT are Groupons for men
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had a dream last night that ABBA stood for “Aaron Burr & Benedict Arnold”
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It’s too bad the Queen never got to host SNL before she died
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If Gore had won, the 90s would have lasted until at least 2004
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