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Ben is NOT "jamin"

@BenjaminMuses

amateur software developer, audio geek, bad joke enthusiast. talk nerdy to me. all opinions are @quasicodo's

 Nashville, TN, USA
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Joined April 2014
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Every day is a good day not to spread hate on the internet
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Do you have X money yet?
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Good morning
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Some people are just not well suited for the self checkout lane
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Also at one point some stores had a line specifically for people with ten items or fewer.....we need to bring that back
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I can't believe we're still doing this daylight saving crap SMH
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@ricblursOct 26
i am not in a good place, geographically.
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Never kys
さそり (@hebisasori_666) profile pictureさそり@hebisasori_666Oct 25
人生で一番かわいい服買ったから見て
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Ben is NOT "jamin"@BenjaminMusesOct 23
Replying to @ayuninotayutu @sbworld @_real_sloppy_j @Quasicodo @MsNobody42 @LaFemmeFrank
Getting a hit tweet is like coming in first at the low IQ Olympics ❤️
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No she left the Easter eggs in her video "patient zero" (zero, as in zero day, as in a likely possible emudhra key) she also released just 4 songs for her encore album (4??? Hello?) she actually tried to warn us and I missed it. Sorry I let the dev community down like this
Ben is NOT "jamin" (@BenjaminMuses) profile pictureBen is NOT "jamin"@BenjaminMusesOct 21
Taylor Swift's silence on the PHP CVE is deafening
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Taylor Swift's silence on the PHP CVE is deafening
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Does Facebook still run on PHP 👀 asking for a friend
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So this PHP thing seems pretty bad huh....
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BODEGA PEPTIDES@bigsnuggaOct 19
yes this is how emotionally regulated adults break up
your babyy ❤️🦋 (@Veryweirdgirl_) profile pictureyour babyy ❤️🦋
@Veryweirdgirl_Oct 17
Ever dated someone who disappeared completely after the breakup? No calls, no texts, no drama. They just moved on like you never existed.
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trash jones@jzuxOct 20
“what do you want to be for Halloween” alone in my room
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I once asked the dental assistant lady, who was doing my X-rays, why they shield our chest and stomach but not our BRAIN and she looked at me the same way. No one had ever asked her that before???? Y'all need to elevate your curiosity about the world. Ask questions about shit
faith🌹 (@faith_vtch) profile picturefaith🌹@faith_vtchOct 19
I got my teeth 3d scanned at the dentist, I asked the lady if she could send me the 3D file. She looked at me like I had kicked a puppy and said “I’ve never heard of anyone asking for that…” like lady, it’s MY mouth. I want to 3d print my mouth as a gift to my friends. Not weird
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I then asked the actual doctor later and he said there's a movement in dentistry to stop shielding our chests because it's safe and not needed.....
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At your last dental X-ray, did you wear a shield thing over your chest/stomach?
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Hah.
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Entropy Out Loud has somehow made it to episode TEN 🔥 and we're addressing our weirdest topic yet, the feet people 👀 Will we offend the feet fetishists? Will we offend you? Will we make a million dollars from Frankie's feet? Find out the answers to these questions and more!
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I'm in SIN CITY 🔥 which sin should i try first
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