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Irish President Catherine Connolly shoved Trump behind the smallest desk she could find and my God, she understood the entire fucking assignment. What a legend!
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Andrew retweeted
annoying part of being sober is when people find out I don’t drink or do drugs i have to say “not in a religious or narc way, i’m just a horrible alcoholic!” & then everyone gets quiet
Andrew retweeted
I know it.
You know it.
He knows it.
She knows it.
They know it.
Everyone knows it.
You cannot outrun a bad diet forever. Eventually it will catch up to you. Why would you eat the fake garbage that keeps you weak and compliant?
What is stopping you from eating real food?
Andrew retweeted
We’re holding off on rolling out today.
We lost a huge part of our childhood and adult lives today with the loss of the legendary Peter Cullen, the man who gave the world so many iconic voices.
The story he always shared about his brother, and how much his brother inspired the heart of Optimus Prime, is something that genuinely made me closer to my own brothers.
He will forever be the Prime example of what it means to be good, to be strong, and to lead with heart.
Rest in peace, legend. ❤️
Andrew retweeted
Star Wars gave us one of the greatest commercials ever made.
Adidas' legendary 2010 World Cup "Cantina" ad transformed the Mos Eisley Cantina into a football watch party featuring icons like Daft Punk, David Beckham, Snoop Dogg, and more.
Still one of the most creative crossovers ever.
What's your favorite part?
Andrew retweeted
The sleek lines of the Cobra Night Raven.
ALT The sleek lines of the Cobra Night Raven.
Andrew retweeted
Trump on E. Jean Carroll: “She actually indicated that she loved it… it was very sexy to be raped, didn’t she say that?”
On May 9, 2023 a jury found him liable for sexual abuse and defamation.
Then on Nov 5, 2024, 77 million dumbfucks said “This rapist is our guy.”
Andrew retweeted
Breaking Away (1979) is one of those small miracles that never gets talked about enough. A coming-of-age film with real heart, sharp writing, and a cast that feels completely lived-in. It’s funny, touching, and quietly profound.
