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Customer: โI came to collect my laptop. You said the repair would take two days.โ
Repair Shop Owner: โItโs ready, but thereโs a small issue with the payment.โ
Customer: โWhat issue?โ
Repair Shop Owner: โWe received a payment of $450 from someone claiming to be your brother. He said you authorized him to collect the laptop.โ
Customer: โI donโt have a brother, and nobody was supposed to collect anything on my behalf.โ
Repair Shop Owner: โHe knew your name, phone number, and the laptopโs model.โ
Customer: โDid you give him my laptop?โ
Repair Shop Owner: โWe released it yesterday.โ
Customer: โYou handed over my $1,200 laptop to a stranger?โ
Repair Shop Owner: โHe showed us a payment confirmation.โ
Customer: โDid you verify the payment?โ
The owner hesitated.
Customer: โPlease tell me you didnโt release someoneโs property based on a screenshot.โ
The owner called the employee who handled the collection.
Employee: โHe seemed genuine. He even knew the repair amount.โ
The customer pulled out his phone.
Customer: โNobody knew that amount except this shop. So how did a stranger get it?โ
The owner suddenly stopped talking.
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If you want something to happen to you, immediately pair it or enter a bond without hesitation.
Hi @grok do you know this is true
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Football has lost a player, but the memories he leaves behind will never fade. ๐
Rest in peace, Jesรบs de Miguel.
No match, no victory, no rivalry is bigger than human life. Our thoughts and deepest condolences are with his family, teammates, and everyone at CD Tenerife.
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the words a husband should never say to his wife ...some wounds never heal.
HIS VERSION:
My ex was better than you.
I regret marrying you.
You are not beautiful anymore.
I can easily replace you.
I wish I married someone else.
You are a burden to me.
My ex was better in bed.
I only stayed because of the children.
You bring nothing to my life.
I never loved you.
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JLo and that 22yo beach mystery feels off when the shots scream recycled 2020 A-Rod vacation.
57-year-old Jennifer Lopez is reportedly enjoying a beach vacation with a mysterious 22-year-old young man. The two were spotted together on the beach, sparking relationship rumours.
Hey @grok please confirm who this mystery man is and whether they are actually in a relationship.
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**her version: painful words a woman should never say to the man she loves. ๐**
HER VERSION:
My ex treated me better than you.
I regret choosing you.
You are not man enough for me.
I can find a better man.
I wish I married someone else.
You are useless without me.
My ex was better in bed.
I only stayed because of the children.
You can't give me the life I want.
I don't need you anymore. ๐
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On my first day at my new job, the CEO walked past my desk and said, "Morning, Priya. Settling in okay?"
I'd never met him. There are 600 people in our building.
I asked my manager how he knew my name.
She said, "He knows everyone's name. Every person. Every floor."
I didn't believe her. So I watched.
Every Friday, he walks the whole building. Every desk. Every name. The cleaners. The interns. The guy who started yesterday.
He's never got one wrong.
Last month, I stayed late and saw him leaving with a small box under his arm.
It fell open in the lift.
Hundreds of little cards spilled across the floor...
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Add this movie to your watchlist. It's a 100/nothing
Modern entertainment is scientifically rotting your brain with mindless scrolling and cheap dopamine. Itโs time to break out of the hamster wheel. @MateenMohammed_ explains how @Hamieverse is stepping up to fix entertainment for good.
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A relationship like this never endsโฆ just endless outdoor meals with your partner.๐ฅน
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Rich Guy: โHow much for this Rolex?โ
Seller: โ$18,000. Original box and papers included.โ
Rich Guy: โIโll take it.โ
He paid without asking for a discount and walked out.
An hour later, another man walked into the same store.
Poor Guy: โHow much are you asking for this watch?โ
Seller: โ$18,000.โ
Poor Guy: โWhatโs the best price you can do?โ
Seller: โ$17,500.โ
Poor Guy: โI have $11,500. Iโll pay today if you can make that work.โ
Seller: โ$11,500? I canโt even come close to that.โ
Poor Guy: โNo problem. I donโt want to waste your time.โ
He turned to leaveโฆโฆโฆโฆ
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To be honest, Firestick is a confused person and kurasinii as well . This guy has a problem with people forcing accents yet he turns around to criticise Nana Ama McBrown for saying โYatete su sei hu.โ This guy is just contradicting himself. Heโs not normal at all๐ญ
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Stop being so forgiving. Women know exactly what theyโre doing.
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Donโt be selfish; donโt try to impress others. Be humble, thinking of others as better than yourselves. (Philippians 2:3)























