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“i would’ve understood why someone who was not me needed to be in my paid for parking spot” im 100% sure you get finessed on the daily.
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An app called "hide and seek" that picks a billionaire at random and shows their current location
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owning a dog cuts your risk of dying from any cause by 24%, so you can use it to offset alcohol or drug abuse
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I love that scene in Good Will Hunting where Ben Affleck is talking to Matt Damon's titular character Will Hunting and he's like “you've got a gift man and you've gotta get outta this town and make something of yourself” and the gift in question is being really good at math and the town he needs to get out of is Boston, Massachusetts.
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call me crazy but perhaps if the state had just taken this guy's car off him the first time he used it as a weapon, then the victim might still be alive
Driver who dragged head teacher to his death jailed bbc.in/47Qgkfh
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The SAS in Basra were planting car bombs in Shia and Sunni areas to inflame sectarian tensions. They were caught red-handed dressed as Arabs, with a car full of explosives and detonators, then killed an Iraqi policeman at a checkpoint whilst trying to escape
I led the SAS. The lawfare against our elite troops is self-defeating
thetimes.com/article/daed7a2…
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Like many landlords across our UK, our son has put his 5 beautiful buy-to-let properties up for sale, leaving 5 Cheshire families looking for social housing that just doesn't exist. So, @AngelaRayner's & @JohnHealey_MP 's stupid attack on private landlords will mean higher rents.
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Then yall keep saying “I would’ve knocked on doors to find her”. It was almost midnight, you’d be getting cussed out at least twice for that stupid shit.
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I’m sorry, but if you’re a former Stevens staffer you don’t get any credit for giving your little “oh, yeah, turns out she was vindictive and emotionally unwell the whole time actually” leaks now. You were trying make this person a US Senator.
Haley Stevens had a “bizarre obsession” with Mallory McMorrow, per a source familiar with the inner workings of Stevens’ Senate campaign:
“Nearly every thing Mallory said or did caused some sort of break down from Haley…Even after Mallory dropped out of the race, she and her fiance wanted to continue to attack McMorrow”
“On the day Mallory dropped out, Haley refused to call her. Instead, staff drafted a text for Haley to send to her. Haley still refused to send it, despite telling staff she was going to, and only sent it after a journalist from Politico reported that Haley had not reached out to Mallory yet.”
“There was a video that Haley attempted to film saying that Mallory had run a great race and encouraging Mallory’s supporters to vote for her, which ended up being scrapped because Haley sounded so insincere when praising McMorrow and her campaign.”
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A @TorontoPolice officer who cannot avoid breaking a child's arm to prevent $3.30 worth of alleged TTC fare evasion is unfit to do his job. This is not a scenario any society should tolerate.
toronto police fractured a child’s arm and assaulted two others for what they say is suspected fare evasion of which they have provided no evidence of - then charged the children with indictable offenses thestar.com/news/gta/police-…
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it is no nut november so i am not allowed to eat any cashews. this is so sad i think i’m going to jerk off to feel better
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At first I considered the fact that I would’ve knocked. But then after reading the comments I realized that my desire to never inconvenience anyone even when they’re inconveniencing me is something I haven’t quite conquered yet.
I shouldn’t have to knock on your door at 11:30pm to tell you that you parked in my spot when you already knew it was my spot when you chose to park there. You did what you wanted to do because you felt like you could. Some people have to learn the hard way.
Tow it.
She came home at 11:30 at night to find her neighbor's car in her paid parking spot, so she had it towed.
"There's a sign on the wall and a sign on the floor."
Neighbor: "You could have knocked on the door. We stay right next door to each other."
Her: "I don't know you, mama. Seeing you does not mean I know you."
Should she have knocked first, or was the tow fair?