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The older I get, the more I understand why people used to sit outside their houses doing absolutely nothing. Peace was cheaper back then. 😂😭

Being broke will make you develop a relationship with your food that money can never understand. You'll eat rice today and start negotiating with yourself about whether the remaining portion qualifies as tomorrow's breakfast. 😭😂

Being broke will make you develop a relationship with your food that money can never understand. You'll eat rice today and start negotiating with yourself about whether the remaining portion qualifies as tomorrow's breakfast. 😭😂

Life has humbled me to the point where if I mistakenly transfer ₦5,000 to the wrong person, I'll start praying for their financial breakthrough so they won't notice the money. 😭😂💀

One thing about being broke is that you suddenly develop excellent financial discipline. You know the price of everything. You compare every option. You calculate before spending. Give that same person money, and suddenly they're saying, "We only live once." 😭😂 Poverty didn't teach me economics. It forced me to become the lecturer. 💀

Nigerians will borrow ₦5,000 from you and start avoiding you like you stole their kidney. 😭💀 Bro, I'm the one who should be uncomfortable!

Imagine spending your whole life praying for a breakthrough, only for the breakthrough to come with responsibilities you cannot afford. 😭😂 God, I appreciate the opportunity, but can we discuss the budget first? 💀

Nobody told me adulthood was just moving money from one problem to another. Salary enters. Rent collects its share. Food collects its share. Transport collects its share. By the time you're done, your bank account looks like it attended a funeral. 😭😂

Being broke in Nigeria will humble you in ways motivational speakers cannot explain. 😭😂 You can be owing three people, avoiding two calls, and still be the one advising your friend to invest in his future. My brother, let us invest in surviving this week first. 💀😭