Comedian | Writer (Breaking the News + others) | So You Think You’re Funny? Semi-Finalist 2022 | Best Jokes of the Fringe 2023 (The Telegraph) | Twat
Joined April 2023
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Star of How Clean is Your House Kim Woodburn has died, aged 83. She requested that her husband scatter her ashes somewhere outside, because she couldn't bear the thought of that much dust being kept in the living room.
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One of the most influential sushi chefs in the world is set to open his first restaurant in London, whilst his new York restaurant charges diners $1000 dollars a head, and a further thousand if they want the rest of the fish
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The price of a first class stamp has risen to £1.70, more than DOUBLE what it cost five years ago. In 2020, you could buy a first class stamp for just 76p, with some of those letters due to arrive any day now.
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Lesley Manville was among the winners at the Olivier awards this week, scooping the Best Actress prize for her role in Oedipus. In her acceptance speech, she paid tribute to the one person who inspired her: her son and husband.
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A mural has been unveiled in Darvel in Ayshire to celebrate Alexander Fleming, the man who discovered Penicillin. The unveiling was delayed after being moved from its original site at the local police station, following complaints it weakened the cell walls.
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Well I'm glad yesterday is over. Incredibly stressful and emotionally challenging work day followed by dying on my arse at one of my favourite ever gigs in front of @VixLeyton i genuinely think i disassociated for about 4 minutes on stage.
Oh well. Today is a new day.
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Finally got around to season 2 of #Shrinking. Binged it in two days, and now I'm sat here weeping.
It's an incredible feat of writing and acting for every single main cast member to make you laugh out loud AND break your heart consistently over a series. Phenomenal television.
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Got home from seeing @CallMeCantrill's tour show in Leeds. There are fucking levels to this comedy game and that cheeky Bradford boy is currently fighting Dr Robotnik. What an incredible show.
Also I hope his support keeps going because he was funny too.
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Not a sausage for me this week, but early days. One of our amazing writing group got on though, congrats @joeshooman ♥️
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I'm more buzzing about this deadline day than I was when Fernando Torres went to Chelsea in 2011 #BTN
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Danyal Poweem (stop me before I quit again) retweeted
The UK DIY Emo Superbowl is happening tomorrow in Leeds, you should go.
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"People have waited for this for years.... for decades"
He knows he was President before, right? Less than a decade ago?
🚨BREAKING: Trump Has Signed An Executive Order To Declassify The JFK, RFK, and MLK Jr. Files And Requested The Pen He Used Be Given To RFK Jr.
WATCH LIVE:
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Genuinely didn't have "Two of my five favourite shows since the Pandemic are by Seann Walsh" on my bingo card, but here we are regardless. This is top-notch stuff.
Back From The Bed is just about to hit 120K views. It’s here if you’ve yet to see it. Thanks so much if you did and especially if you shared it youtu.be/A_y74khsPvY?si=kQGf…
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It's amazing how, on any given night, you can perform like there's nothing else you could possibly be doing because you're so fucking good at it, and then the very next night look like you've never spoken any words to anyone ever.
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