#nuke these absolute squids

Heard Lane Kiffin has a reservation at this fine establishment called The Hill tonight. #thatsclass - G Lord

32 follower hand dox. - Lord Gerald

Cowardice on mass from these slumlord goblins. Pat McAfee you’re a fucking clown, keep your shirt on. #catsby90 - G Lord

Yeah fuck your Tiger. Fuck the French. You Louisiana slugs are the most worthless losers this side of the Mississippi. #tigerpeltcollector

Would you rather be a gas or a liquid. #curious - G Lord

#obliterate this fucking retard

Waking up to see both my Guardians parlay and Buccs moneyline hit is a great omen for the days to come. - Lord Gerald

Yeah how about you go fuck yourself. Just a thought. #honesty - G Lord

Hobbit ass lock positioning in this Penn Station bathroom. That is all. - Lord Gerald

Currently working on my October 7th playoff baseball parlay. #numberonegoy - G Lord

Any foid burners out here with a restraining order. I’ll let you ruin everything good in my life. - G Lord

I need to see more ads involving gambling on football and drinking beer. I think it might fix my glaringly obvious mental issues. #justanaveragegoy - Lord Gerald

I need a 50 pot. #imstilldrunk - G Lord

PIPE DOWN PEONS WE’RE BETTER #catcityfn - G Lord

THATS KENTUCKY FOOTBALL BABY FUCK YOUR BIRD #steintime

Just touched down in hell on earth. Louisville actually smells like a shitheap. Fuck your bird. #cardtardterritory - G Lord

Drinking beers in anticipation of the pedo bowl going down tonight. #fuckthesteelers - G Lord

God if only these worthless, trogolodyte Astros scum could score a fucking run I’d be happy in life. How about we clean up the game you error merchants. Low caliber performance from these clowns. #astrodick - G Lord

Yankees win or I drink this whole bottle. Yankees win or I drink this whole bottle. I might just drink it anyways. #pleasefuckingkillme - Lord Gerald