BigKidProblems

I’m at the age now where I can do a daytime activity or a nighttime activity but I can’t, under any circumstance, do both.

Check on your friends with young kids during daylight savings time. We are not ok

Sorry you heard me talking to my dog in my dog voice. That’s between us.

A haunted house but it’s a blowout in public with no backup outfit

A haunted house but it’s just your kid screaming for snacks while you’re on the highway

A haunted house but it’s just the nurses in Labor & Delivery telling you to get some rest and then waking you up at 11pm, 2am & 5am

A haunted house but it’s just your MIL dropping by unannounced

A haunted house but it’s just your husband mentioning his tee time

A haunted house but it’s just your husband starting a home project 45 minutes before guests arrive

A haunted house but it’s just your husband feeling like “he’s coming down with something”

A haunted house but it’s just your husband going on a golf trip while you stay home with a sick baby

A haunted house but it’s just your kid coming into your room at 2:45am to tell you they threw up

A haunted house but it’s just a notice that hand foot and mouth has been detected in your kids classroom

A haunted house but it’s just a missed call from Daycare

A haunted house but it’s just handling raw chicken when you’re in the 1st trimester podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…

A haunted house but it’s just the hand IV when you’re in Labor & Delivery podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…

I am a Victoria Secret Fashion Show Hater. In this essay I will… bottleservicepod.substack.co…

I still get down but I’d like to be back up and in bed by 9

Pay for a haunted house? Honey I live with all boys

I hate when I run into someone during my designated ugly time. That time is sacred, look away

For the moms doing THE most this month and trying to keep their sanity, this episode is for you! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…